hmmAre you kept up at night by financial fears?  Yes…but PrezBo is always there for me with his consoling words. 

Are you proud to be an American now with an Obama Presidency?  Yes…but Obama’s Presidency could be as disastrous as the Trojan War was for the Greeks!  Wait, who won that war?   Better check Sparknotes…

Are you scared to go to 1020 with the crime spree in the area?  Yes…but now you just drink some delicious yuletide lager in your room for less than half the price.

Are you happy that your alma mater’s military veterans marched in a parade?  Yes…but making more vets is a terrible idea!