Boringside Heights: What We Talk About When We Talk About Bagels
Written by Bwog Staff
Bagels are eight cents more expensive at Nussbaum as of this past weekend. That’s 98 cents a bagel instead of 90 cents.
In other news, Marla Maples (who is apparently a real person that used to be married to Donald Trump) was seen at a CC info session on Friday with her teenage daughter, Tiffany Trump. The tension in this scene: Donald Trump hates PrezBo.
Learn things about our new basketball coach, Kyle Smith.
OK, back to bagel time.
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