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Boringside Heights: What We Talk About When We Talk About Bagels

Bagels are eight cents more expensive at Nussbaum as of this past weekend. That’s 98 cents a bagel instead of 90 cents.

In other news, Marla Maples (who is apparently a real person that used to be married to Donald Trump) was seen at a CC info session on Friday with her teenage daughter, Tiffany Trump. The tension in this scene: Donald Trump hates PrezBo.

Learn things about our new basketball coach, Kyle Smith.

OK, back to bagel time.

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  • SF Sex Toy says:

    @SF Sex Toy Love the idea of cutting the bagel into thin little pieces. Never thought of that before.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous i love bagles

  • Marla's no Donald says:

    @Marla's no Donald For you young uns, too newly-minted to remember Marla Maples, whom Donald married after dumping Ivana, you probably don’t realize that Donald dumped Marla about a month before her pre-nup would have kicked in to allow her a huge settlement in case of divorce. She had reached her expire-by date, in other words, and had to go.

    So I’m thinking that any tension between Donald and Bollinger can only make Columbia MORE attractive to her.

  • aw man. says:

    @aw man. i was hoping for a mobius strip bagel.

    way to disappoint, bwog. :(

  • semiotic analyses says:

    @semiotic analyses what {i, you, he, she, it, we} talk about when {i, you, he, she it, we} talk about {bagels, running, north korea, miley cyrus, obama, rejection}*+talk+about+when+*+talk+about+*%22&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous well, that is cheaper than absolute bagels, which I think are pretty good. annoying bakery the nussbaum place

    1. Eliza says:

      @Eliza Now only two cents cheaper per bagel than Absolute, but Absolute is like 4,000 times better.

      1. MikeOxbigg says:

        @MikeOxbigg Yes but unlike Nussbaum, Absolute doesn’t deliver to your door so you have to deduce the inflating cost of putting on pants before 4pm on a Saturday.

        1. i guess says:

          @i guess that walk to absolute is part of my saturday morning hangover cure. their amazing bagels are the second part.

      2. LIES says:

        @LIES You hurt me deeply with your insults of Nussbaum bagels. I would have starved to death in my first week here without them. I owe those delicious bagels my life…

      3. Lox lover says:

        @Lox lover Absolute’s lox spread is so much cheaper than Nussbaum’s. AND it doesn’t taste like vomit.


  • ba-gel says:

    @ba-gel google image search: valuable source of filler material.

    1. Eliza says:

      @Eliza Dude, it’s a cranberry-nut bagel in the shape of a butterfly. It’s a gift, just enjoy it!

  • ... says:

    @... and nussbaum continues to be the most overpriced and overrated eatery in morningside heights

  • ilikebagels says:

    @ilikebagels .

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