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A broken chain has been spotted on Low Plaza, trespass while you can!
Butler Cafe was awarded an A grade in a sanitary inspection. Bwog abounds in Blue Java Pride.
There are men up in the trees, stringing lights for Christmas. If you’re lucky you’ll catch a test run.
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Entrance to the North-West Science building has been revealed. It is surprisingly roomy north-west-a-ways.
Pinnacle is undergoing transformation into Uni Café… it will probably still be kind of gross.
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