Boringside Heights: Forrealz This Time
Written by Bwog Staff
So many things have happened this week that it’s almost too much for us to process. There are changes everywhere, new things abound—all this excitement might be dangerous for Bwog’s heart health! Though we may have had a little fun with yesterday’s posts, we promise that today’s edition of Boringside Heights is totally legit. Feast your eyes on the newness of it all!
In Picture-less News:
- The fruit carts are back! We know we say this a lot, but come on, guys—spring is totally here!!
- Joe now has a coffee cart manned by some of your fellow Columbians! They’re only serving pre-brewed coffee as of now, but we’re sure they’ll learn the ways of latte art soon
- A quart of milk at Westside is now $1.39, up 20 cents from the original price. We are not pleased.
- Saving the best for last: H&H Bagels may (or may not) be served at Uni(brow) “Café”!!! In some serious investigative reporting yesterday, Bwog called Uni “Café” regarding the rumored presence of these famous bagels at their establishment. After hemming and hawing about the irregularity of bagel shipments, a Uni “Café” employee confirmed that the store will sell “H&H Bagels sometimes, but not always.”
Tags: a boringside of epic proportions, and so the grand pizza escalade begins, bagels, boringside heights, joe, joe the art of coffee, milano, nussbaum, pizza inflation, prices, spring has come and gone like 8 times already, tiny furniture, Uni Cafe