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Overheard: Rubbing It In, Furnald-Style

Furnald: Not zoned for intercourse.

Think your first round of midterms is stressful? At least your parents aren’t in town—note the following exchange between a macho-looking father and his Furnaldian son. The dialogue took place in a Furnald hallway, whilst the father pointed toward the dorm’s notorious resident condom bag.

Father: So, have you been utilizing these condominiums?

Son: Uhh, yeah. Sure.

One kind of “high-rise” via Wikimedia Commons.

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    @... Rubbing it out, Furnald style

  • man, fuck midterms says:

    @man, fuck midterms i came to columbia just to party, get my degree, and to find and marry a white woman.

    – asian, cc’12
    p.s. i’m being serious here.

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        @the people thumbing down this post are actually Columbia students.

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