Think your first round of midterms is stressful? At least your parents aren’t in town—note the following exchange between a macho-looking father and his Furnaldian son. The dialogue took place in a Furnald hallway, whilst the father pointed toward the dorm’s notorious resident condom bag. Father: So, have you been utilizing these condominiums? Son: Uhh, yeah. […]
One fine Tuesday morning, your Bwoggers tried to beat Reading Week boredom with a fortray into John Jay cafeteria. They went to take a surtray of the tray puns they had found etched into trays there. After a few short inquiries, they gained early entrance into the cafeteria—John Jay’s director was equally curious as […]
Students Protest Arrest Of Encampment Demonstrators On Butler Lawns
April 19, 2024Students Protest Arrest Of Encampment Demonstrators On Butler Lawns
April 19, 2024Mayor Eric Adams, NYPD, And Columbia University Professors Hold Press Conferences Regarding Recent Student Arrests
April 19, 2024Students Protest Arrest Of Encampment Demonstrators On Butler Lawns
April 19, 2024