Because we’ll do anything—and we do mean anything—to avoid the McBain shaft.

Trust us on this one.

On Tuesday, Deputy Editor Lillian Rountree made good on her recent French major declaration by attending “Sex, Love, and Letters: Writing Simone de Beauvoir,” an event hosted by the Maison Française.

Cuomo continues to ignore his series of scandals to tell us indoor fitness classes are back!

President Beilock and Vice President for Student Affairs Joseph Defraine Greenwell sent emails supporting the AAPI community following the anti-Asian shootings in Atlanta.

An email sent by President Bollinger earlier this afternoon shared details about the virtual commencement ceremony and the upcoming fall semester.

Melek Ipek’s trial in Turkey is exposing the state of women’s rights in the country.

In an email to students this evening, Columbia revealed that it will vaccinate all in-person staff due to expanded New York State rules regarding eligibility.

It’s that time of year again…

The Graduate Workers of Columbia have officially begun their strike for a fair contract with the University after weeks of unsuccessful bargaining, meaning thousands of graduate workers will cease all instruction, research, and communication through University platforms. 

An anonymous Staff Writer describes the horrors of having a sex dream about a professor with half the semester still remaining. (Sorry, no real-life sex mishaps—this is all from the depths of one delusional, touch-starved little pea brain.)

Loneliness can be draining, especially if you feel most energized around others. In a socially distanced world, how can extroverted people thrive? Bwog Staff brings you Covid-safe tips for your need to overshare and hold hands! 

The sun is out. Low Beach is full. Spring has (finally) sprung! Bwog is here to provide the perfect soundtrack for days when you should really be writing a paper, but the weather is “just too nice.” Carpe diem! But COVID safely, of course.

Howdy y’all! The Councils have been rounded up (well, some of them…).