For all you Bwogomaniacs out there, a recap of our launch party, by the numbers, at least as Bwog remembers them: ONE life-size cut-out of Jeffrey Sachs, Columbia’s sexiest sustainable developer. TWO strains of mono. THREE ungraceful moments of, how shall we say, upchuck? SEVERAL socially awkward moments with that guy from Gawker. HUNDREDS of […]

People coming out of Mona, 11:20 PM: Guy: Was that a life size cutout of Jeffrey Sachs? Girl: Yeah, I think so. Guy: What the fuck?! – Lydia DePillis

While prettying herself up for her launch party this evening (AT MONA on Amsterdam b/t 108 & 109), the Bwog has been pondering her place in history, especially as it related to the rise and fall of Fascism, which, it turns out, Columbia is not so far removed from. Casa Totalitarina By Jacob Jacobsonian One […]

Anna Corke sez: A chem major just told me that if you plug your computer into an ethernet port in Havemeyer, you can share music over iTunes with undergrad chemistry Professor Leonard Fine! His collection includes such favorites as Madonna’s “Like a Prayer,” The Killers, and Bruce Springsteen. Meanwhile, the Bwog continues to listen to […]

Do you know how pumped we are for tonight’s Bwog party? DO YOU KNOW HOW PUMPED? We are

Etched into a John Jay dining tray: IRAQ WAR PROTESTORS ARE TRAYTORS – Marc Tracy

• Bambi II discovers machismo, farts, offends. • Finally, some good news for campus bookies. • At the southern frontier of Columbia’s eminent domain, a new outpost is erected. • Student telemarketers make money, answer “weird specific questions about MEALAC or whatever.”

In which staffer Mark Krotov gives movie suggestions for those who fear to venture off the 1, 2, and 3 lines. AMC Loews 84th Street 6 84th and Broadway Date Movie Screenwriter: It’s like Scary Movie, for romantic comedies! Get it? Movie studio executive: Yes. Screenwriter: Get it? Movie studio executive: Go ahead and get […]

The Bwog is freaking out! Why is the Bwog freaking out? Because in 24 hours it makes its social debut. All we can hope is that our dress doesn’t rip, the boys from the local military academy don’t get too drunk, and we can remember everything we learned at Junior Cotillion. Want to be there […]

Bwog, So suppose someone has left you candies and such on your door for Christmas, Valentines, etc. Problem is, you don’t know who this person is, and you have a strong suspicion that the candies aren’t actually intended for you, but someone else with a very very similar name. What should you do? ~Anonymously Confused […]

Bwog staffer Kabir Singh reviews the Metropolitan Museum’s exhibit featuring Emperor Akbar’s lavishly illustrated Khamsa (quintet of tales). Although a little hard to navigate at first, I grew to love the true to its provenance right-to-left organization of Pearls of the Parrot of India: The Emperor Akbar’s Illustrated ‘Khamsa,’ 1597–98. Spanning this one-room exhibition at […]

On a recent snow day, our correspondent Ady Barkan found the definitive proof that going to business school is a whole load of cock.

Sara Vogel says: Just in case you didn’t know, they’re shooting Law and Order up at 116th and Broadway right now, the trucks and trailers extend past Barnard!

• ‘Cause masturbation is the safest sex (after abstinence of course)! • Columbians become alums before they even graduate. • Motherfucker, motherfucker. • Did you know: Salmonella is a fantastic way to lose weight.

Gothamist, the Bwog will have Butler Sex with you anytime, any stack. Now, are you coming to our party?