Bwog staffer Kabir Singh reviews the Metropolitan Museum’s exhibit featuring Emperor Akbar’s lavishly illustrated Khamsa (quintet of tales). Although a little hard to navigate at first, I grew to love the true to its provenance right-to-left organization of Pearls of the Parrot of India: The Emperor Akbar’s Illustrated ‘Khamsa,’ 1597–98. Spanning this one-room exhibition at […]

On a recent snow day, our correspondent Ady Barkan found the definitive proof that going to business school is a whole load of cock.

Sara Vogel says: Just in case you didn’t know, they’re shooting Law and Order up at 116th and Broadway right now, the trucks and trailers extend past Barnard!

• ‘Cause masturbation is the safest sex (after abstinence of course)! • Columbians become alums before they even graduate. • Motherfucker, motherfucker. • Did you know: Salmonella is a fantastic way to lose weight.

Gothamist, the Bwog will have Butler Sex with you anytime, any stack. Now, are you coming to our party?

The Bwog knows all about your post-Valentine’s Day hangover. The best cure, though, is a shot of the dog that bit you. Or the hair of the drink that you drank. Or something like that. To aid you in your recovery, this week we’ve got the lovely Kate. Does she look like the gal of […]

Our correspondent Jimmy Vielkind found the following on Overheard in NY: Wednesday One-liner Cotton to Book Learnin’ Professor guy: I was going to give you all a quiz today. But then I realized that it was Valentine’s Day. You’re supposed to do something for the people you love on Valentine’s Day. And of course, I […]

• Miranda moves on, proving that there is life after sex. • Do you know Miss Dee? Well we don’t either. • Athletic fan club tries to bring fans to games, fails. • Pop Quiz: Which Spec columnist voted for Al Gore in 2000?

In which Bwog staffer Mark Krotov familiarizes us with the places where you can find him when he’s supposed to be in class. The first time I came upon the Lehman cubicles, I felt like one of those schoolboys who discovered the Lascaux caves. Although hardly prehistoric in the traditional sense, the Lehman cubicles are […]

A Blue and White correspondent was killed today during the game of “assassins” when she received a fake flower delivery call. Dubious but curious, she was shot in the back with a water pistol when she went to verify. Don’t mess with the Bwog. The hearts of first-years are not fair game. You’ll pay.

Not to be outdone by Blue and White writer Christopher Beam’s guide, the Butler Reserves Desk has posted its own Definitive Guide to Butler Sex in room 209. Maybe CLIO can help us find the clitoris.

These excerpts were culled from documents left on Columbia and Barnard lab computers. We encourage our readers to submit their own digitalia finds to us, via e-mail, at bwgossip@columbia.edu. First thing I have to say is that you must lose the word kaleidoscopic. It just starts poking me all over, like an annoying sibling. I […]

The Bwog missed the first round of chocolates, Poland Springs mini-bottles, and possibly cupcakes given out by the undergraduate deans in Hamilton’s lobby but it’s going on again 3:50 to 4:10pm. It’s like Halloween all over again, but pink!

FREE FOOD! NOW! For once, Columbia demonstrates some awkward love toward its students…with a chocolate fountain and fruits to dip! Soft classical guitar will accompany your Valentine’s Day wistfulness. Sigh… Location: Lerner Piano Lounge–NOW.

Andrew Stinger reports: For any fans of ‘America’s Next Top Model’ or of beautiful women, KAHLEN from Season 4 (the runner-up) is now a BARTENDER at Nacho’s. She’s training on Thursday. This information comes courtesy of the cool bartender last night during a “love sucks” toast.