I am becoming my sweatshirt, and I’m fine with that.

Although today’s Bwoglines spell out an uncertain future, Sarah Goldmark and the future of sustainability innovation will make your Friday afternoon.

You know the types. The overused phrases and how certain majors and clubs just can’t help but sound like a broken record. If you’ve said or done some of these things, that’s fine, just don’t say it more than once a week… please.

These people almost make up for the fact that I still don’t understand the passé simple.

On Monday afternoon, Senior Staff Writer Charlotte Slovin and Staff Writer Julia Tolda attended a Presidential Scholars in Society and Neuroscience event titled How Music Moves Us: Exploring the Connection Between Music and Emotions. The event focused on the ways music moves humans through the lens of neuroscience, movie-scoring, and machine learning.

Columbia University has pushed back registration times to allow more time for the school to finalize spring 2021 semester plans.

Because sometimes, we don’t have an insight.

It’s been a hell of a two weeks since the last Field Notes. In that time, Bwog did its best to simply survive.

Bwog Staff knows you have been procrastinating your homework by spending seven hours on TikTok. Please go to bed.

Good news? In my Monday Bwoglines? In 2020? It’s more likely than you’d think.

Do you eat food? No? Never mind.

Although these recent 70-degree days in NYC have been feeling like summer, it’s bound to get cold sooner or later… right?

How are you doing today? I’m the Coochie Bwog.

Dear Americans: what are you saying?

POV: You wake up one morning and forget that Columbia Housing gave you the boot months ago.