The theme of this month’s Monday Bwoglines continues to be: vaccines!

Pandemic Living™ is not particularly conducive to going through a breakup. Bwog staffers get it, so we’re here to commiserate and advise.

Bwog presents low-grade smut in the first part of a slow-burn, Wattpad-worthy Roaree x Millie fanfiction. 

Ben & Jerry’s ice cream is directly correlated to your Zoom personality; you just don’t know it yet. 

Just in case you were thinking about re-entering the dating scene, don’t.  Everyone has their imaginary perfect NYC date. The scenario you revisit every time you see a hot person reading on the subway. Or a hot person anywhere. However, as has become all too clear, our lives are not actually romantic comedies. And there […]

If this personality test has not consumed your days, you are not living your life properly. Feel attacked by the following descriptions and extremely defensive about your major. After all, Bwog is the only campus publication that really understands you.  

Why aren’t we talking about this?

Please don’t judge me, I’m doing my best.

The show must go on…

In the words of Spongebob Squarepants, “At least I’m safe inside my mind.” Perhaps Columbia University is just a state of mind.

This week, Bwog looks within and… without?

President Lee Bollinger announced preliminary plans for Columbia University’s Spring semester today. Classes will remain largely virtual or hybrid, and only CC and SEAS seniors will be guaranteed on-campus housing.

Much like you, the Bwog Staff stalks their professors during class, accidentally learns way too much about them, and are unable to conceal the knowledge they acquired. Enjoy some of the fun facts we learned about instead of paying attention to our lectures!

We thought 90% efficacy was good until Moderna’s results were announced.

Bwog unearths repressed childhood memories in an attempt to piece together the state curricula of (19/50 of) the United States.