How are you doing today? I’m the Coochie Bwog.

Dear Americans: what are you saying?

POV: You wake up one morning and forget that Columbia Housing gave you the boot months ago.

It’s a simple ask, really. Sorry not sorry, A names.

Despite election turmoil, the Rainbow Wave exists (and it’s everything you’d hoped it would be).

There is one thing all New Yorkers hate more than anything. More than the rats, pigeons, roaches, random blasting noises from outside, slush that covers the ground whenever it snows. And that thing is annoying people on the subway. Admittedly, we have all been that person. But it is in all of our interests to […]

Like it wasn’t already cryptic enough…

These unprecedented times have also been rather unbalancing. And lately, we’ve been trying to balance a lot. In honor of Libra Season ending, here are a couple of things that online education has asked us to harmonize.

Even though Halloween looks different this year, you can still keep the Halloween spirit alive.

Everything has been sort of insane lately. The only possible cure is a Netflix binge session. As we go into election week, and all of our blood pressures skyrocket, sometimes it is nice too detach from the constant stress of our world. Here is a list of movies to watch to distract you from the […]

“The political system is in shambles” “Wow, very nice!”

Senior Staff Writers Sam Losee and Daniel Ortega-Venni have gotten you covered with costume ideas for this unusual Halloween holiday.

It’s midterm season, so what else can you expect?

Barnard College has announced preliminary plans for the Spring 2021 semester, including the possibility of on-campus housing and in-person classes.

Hello friends, this is your neighborhood nightmare, The Existentialist! Just a fun little pseudo-intellectual with no idea WTF is going on. I am so, so excited to be here and unqualified to answer your most difficult questions.