If you’re reading this, it’s probably because this has already happened to you. Statistically, 99.9% of students have had this happen to them. I don’t know what it is with Barnard/Columbia students that makes them so obnoxiously self-absorbed that they literally will invade your personal space just to fucking fix their hair in class. 

With the sudden closing of e’s Bar in December 2019, residents of Morningside Heights are wondering what will be next to occupy the space between 112th and 113th St. Without any research or grounding in reality, here are my ideas:

“It’s the most! Wonderful timeeee! Of the yearrrr!” That’s right, Cahlumbians. It’s internship application season, which means that not only do you get to write one cover letter—you get to write thousands of them.

The day-old question: what came first? The Cameron Dallas or the FunWine?

In an attempt to accommodate the sudden rush of Columbia Hockey fans, first-year hockey players Chris Mendell and Weston Goodman take a break from signing autographs to break down the mysterious, cold, and fast paced sport of Ice Hockey.  

I’m not kidding.

Open Meeting on a Monday?? Are you for real?

Guest Bwogger Charlotte Slovin attended the third annual Women in Language panel hosted by the Lenfest Center for the Arts, Women and Wisdom.

Staff Writer Alyse Rovner alongside New Bwoggers Leah Sandler and Annie Hagerty try oat milk lattes from all 3 Joe Coffee Company storefronts on Columbia’s campus and are here to tell you which one is the best. 

The frozen margarita is, simply put, the perfect cocktail.

A Bwogger ruminates on the Columbia frat scene and the brothers that welcome us into it.

If you’ve written or researched something you’re proud of, chances are Columbia has a venue to publish it. Just take a look at this range of undergraduate journals and magazines! Go ahead and submit essays to your heart’s content.

Did you spend hours on Tik Tok over winter break and now you can’t seem to stop? Guest Bwogger William Lyman feeds our addiction in the best way possible – Columbia as Tik Toks.

Bwog Staff tells you about their favorite Columbia University related Facebook groups and pages!

If only I were born twenty years sooner…