Here’s a recap of Friday’s USenate plenary session, in which they discuss sex, money, and death, the three things you “shouldn’t” bring up at a dinner party.

When waiting for the elevator to take up to Lerner 510, where open meetings occur every Sunday at 9 PM ;), I mindlessly stared at the wall. While doing so, the Lerner logo caught my eye. The first thing I thought when seeing that modern and simplistic logo was that it looks like octane.

Remember when Vampire Weekend released “Harmony Hall” last month, allowing all of us Mohi-tians to briefly step away from the course notes and Blue Java pastry bags littering our Butler desks and, for the most fleeting of moments, take part in a glamorous dream world of – gasp – celebrity?

In an email sent at 9:45 pm tonight, Columbia College and SEAS students were alerted of an incident of non-consensual filming of a person in a Broadway Hall women’s bathroom. No suspect has been identified at this time, and Public Safety has opened an investigation.

This totally true story blew into our window this morning on scraps of papyrus. We transcribed it for your enjoyment.

Staff Writer Owen Fitzgerald-Diaz is filled with morbid curiosity about the world and decided to sit down and do the math on how many people are in the Hudson on an average day, dead or alive.

SGA meets at 8 pm every Monday in Diana 2! These meetings are open to all Barnard students, but we all know you’re too busy stealing coffee mugs from Peet’s, so Bureau Chief Leena Chen has it covered for you.

Disclaimer: Both Bwog and Dante Alighieri do not condone underage drinking or illegal drug use.

Solange’s new album “When I Get Home”, Venezuelan Juan Guidó, deathly Alabamian tornadoes, and NYC snow in today’s Bwoglines.

The 6th floor of Kent, 8th floor of Butler, and of course those Milstein single use bathrooms. Bwog is no stranger to advising you all on the best places on campus to deliver the browns to the pool, but one Bwogger has recently visited a bathroom unlike any other.

We have an announcement.

This tired Bwogger has a bone to pick with the people who decide when classes are scheduled. 

The Union Theological Seminary is where Bwogger Leena goes to pray to the Burke water fountain.

SGA meets every Monday at 8 pm in Diana 2! These meetings are open to all Barnard students, but we all know you’re too busy exterminating cockroaches in your Brooks double at night, so Bureau Chief Leena Chen has it covered for you.

“I don’t care if Monday’s blue, Wednesday’s gray, and Thursday too. Friday, I don’t care about you. It’s Tuesday, I’m in love!” Here’s your weekly cure: