It’s crunch time, and the selection for juniors is getting more and more limited.

The last housing review of the day is the cozy, semi-elusive residential brownstone at 548 W 113th, AKA Symposium because of its proximity to the Greek restaurant. Close to campus but with enough distance to feel a little more ~mature~, Symposium is perfect for any upperclassmen duos with a good lottery number.

A Bwogger is now filled with love for Barnard Public Safety.

On the third day of housing selection, my true love gave to me, five bags of Haribo gummy bears from the Housing concessions table. 

For you rising seniors, things might be starting to look bleak. 

Welcome to Furnald! Quiet yet quaint, Furnald is mostly filled with first-years who think business shouldn’t be mixed with pleasure. However, if you’re a sophomore trying to finesse a single, this might be a great option for you…

This is not a drill, a prank, a joke, an April Fool’s scheme, or even a Bacchanal publicity stunt.

This list is a hell of a lot funnier when you imagine that only a singular person did all of these things within the span of a couple days.

You can always count on us for your daily dose of completely truthful news.

Bwog staffers Riva Weinstein and Levi Cohen, who are frequently mistaken for Classicists, headed to the Lenfest Center yesterday for the MFA Directing Thesis Hadrian & Antinous, an original work directed by MFA student Mark Barford and produced by Sami Pyne. The show’s disappointing script was redeemed by excellent directing and design choices.

Grammy-nominated experimental electronic music artist SOPHIE will be headlining Bacchanal next weekend, following the confusing rollout of a publicity stunt by the Bacchanal committee.

Last night, The Forum hosted actress Lisa Dwan and author Margaret Atwood in a conversation about women, revenge, and awesome Scythian tattoos. Bwoggers Sarah Braner and Isabel Sepulveda were there to come to a verdict.

No longer plagued by its fire-ridden past and only hindered by its lack of AC, Ruggles is having quite the moment.

Sophomore sweeties, meet your future home: McPain, McNasty, McButt, etc. A kind of dingy dorm in a prime location, McBain is fine. Like really it’s fine. 

Last night, SGA returned to campus after spring break to take a close look at the feedback and concerns voiced by Desserts After Dark (DAD). Bureau Chief Leena Chen reports on the event.