You all attend Columbia, so you have essentially already condemned yourself to being a corporate sellout for the rest of your life. Get that last push for your Econ final by reading this Tuesday’s edition of Bwog in Bed. Also, Wu Tang forever.  Bwogline: Peter Schweizer’s book, Clinton Cash, has caused quite a ruckus since […]

Re-enter the real world after your finals today with another senior wisdom from an outgoing senior! We bring you Emma Sulkowicz and her words of wisdom this Monday night.   Name, School, Major, Hometown: Emma Sulkowicz, CC, Visual Arts, New York, NY Claim to fame: None. Where are you going? I’m going to stay in New York for a bit […]

Pissed at a professor? At your unfinished essay? At this goddamn institution? Take a look at these cathartic online account-inspired representations of the many “the man” we have here on campus. It doesn’t just start and end with the admin… peep some slightly fabricated accounts of our favorite neighborhood spots here too! UNIs and Other Email Addresses: D-Spar: […]

Earlier today the School of General Studies announced its Phi Beta Kappa inductees for this year’s graduating class. Fifty cool and smart seniors were selected to receive this high honor and, similarly to CC’s Phi Beta Kappa members, were granted membership based on “the breadth, depth, and rigor of their academic programs, as well as […]

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Bwogline: Columbia kids keep making noise in the Times. (New York Times) Study Tip: Nothing makes you more frustrated or sweat more than walking around campus with a full backpack simply in search of a chair and desk duo. Go off campus to a coffee shop with adequate wifi (or none, if that gets you workin’) to […]

Your Sunday night wouldn’t be complete with at least one more senior wisdom. Next, we bring you some wisdom from Aviva Nassimi. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Aviva Nassimi, Barnard College, Psychology/Political Science Minor, Long Island, NY Claim to fame: Maybe I was your RA, your TA, your speaking fellow, or the girl you saw searching “Puppies […]

All our life Bwog wants money and power Respect our mind or die from think pieces We pray our dick get big as NoCo So we can fuck Lerner for about an hour Goddamn we feel amazing, damn we’re in the SGO in Lerner (Tonight. 6 PM. Come thru for the last hoorah aka Bwog meeting of […]

Tonight, when the clock strikes midnight, the students of Columbia will partake in their ceremonial transformation from stressed out college students into primal animals. Some may say that they hate this tradition, but there’s no doubt that the best way to relieve some stress is yelling at the top of your lungs. Just think about […]

With the last weekend of the semester wrapping up, we bring you yet another senior wisdom to inspire you to push through the rest of finals. Today we begin with some wisdom from Zoe Ridolfi-Starr. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Zoe Ridolfi-Starr, Columbia College, Political Science, San Jose CA Claim to fame: Your friendly neighborhood angry feminist! Organized […]

We hope that you took this weekend to rest up and re-charge your batteries to prepare for the final(s) push this week. Let your self sleep a little more this Sunday morning before strolling over to JJ for a hearty breakfast. Treat this Sunday like the true day of rest it is. Bwogline: A State Rep […]

In case one wasn’t enough for you today, here’s another Senior Wisdom! Check out what advice GS/JTS/VShow superstar Molly Heller has to offer. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Molly Heller, GS/JTS, Theatre and Drama Arts (Acting Concentration) at Columbia and Modern Jewish Studies at JTS, Palos Verdes, CA Claim to fame: Director of the 121st Annual Varsity Show, I crossed 110th Street in […]

Sitting through a seminar is tough. Sitting through a core class seminar is even tougher. If you’re like us, you probably spend a lot of time drinking wine in frosci, getting high before film class, and writing absurd, abstract, abnormal things in your lecture notes. (Hey, at least you’re trying to pay attention, right?) Here are just a […]

Senior wisdoms continue today with Carly, aka that girl you maybe know from Jewish summer camp. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Carly, Barnard, English (Creative Writing & Theater Concentrations), Los Angeles Claim to fame: I’m that girl who sort of looks like your friend from Jewish summer camp/I probably spilled coffee or tripped in front of […]

Grab a cup of coffee, sit up in bed, and relaxxxxxxxxx, because it’s finally Saturday. You have no responsibilities. No duties. No finals to think about. Just take today to chill. Bwogline: The New York Times covered our most favorite night of controversy of the semester: Orgo Night. Think they enjoyed getting CUMBed on? Study […]