And you get a plate! And you get a plate! And YOU get a plate! Hewitt’s plate infinity loop, explained (sort of).

The Columbia Social Workers for Palestine, a new student collective at the School of Social Work, organized a sit-in on November 8 in support of Palestine.

“Please Stop Laughing” at my hearing loss.

I swear I didn’t press anything.

Come paint the town red with us tonight!

One strawb, two strawb, three strawb, four.

On Friday, Staff Writers Peyton Goodman and Shaina Sahu attended a seminar held by Columbia University’s Lamont-Doherty Earth Observatory on the applications of machine learning in the ocean sciences.

A case study on the Hewitt coffee machine chemicals and/or microplastics by Viviana Pereyo and Gina Brown

A thoughtful collection of conspiracy theories on what is going on in the Barnumbia broken elevators! Could Hilary Clinton be hiding in the Lerner one? Or is your lost key card from freshman year just chilling out in Hartley’s broken elevator?

This is directed at the person who body slammed me while I was exiting the elevator in Butler.

We have incredible taste.

On Tuesday, October 31, Bwog Staff attended the H(ogwarts)ewitt Harry Potter extravaganza.

Columbia President Minouche Shafik and Barnard President Laura Rosenbury announced the formation of a Doxing Resource Group composed of offices at Columbia and Barnard, which will serve as a “point of contact for issues related to doxing, harassment, and online security.”

We didn’t forget I promise!

Columbia President Minouche Shafik, Barnard President Laura Rosenbury, and Teachers College President Thomas Bailey sent out a joint statement on November 1 announcing a community-wide Task Force on Antisemitism.