Congratulations! You survived the past two weeks.
Second is the first to lose, said Abby Lee Miller once.
Tick-tock on the clock but the party don’t stop, no.
Avert your eyes from the declining democracy in front of you.
Truly revolutionary stuff.
On that Breaking Bad type beat.
If the birds do indeed work for the bourgeoisie, we’re gonna have a problem.
A botnet sounds like a baby robot. Not menacing at all.
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