Looking to bake something delicious so you can stuff yourself so much that you need to take a three-hour nap afterwards? Look no further!

Senior Staff Writer Jake Tibbetts, with input from other staffers, has assembled a playlist for you to listen to as you embrace new beginnings and look to the future. Before you ask, he did include more than one Vampire Weekend song.

Senior Staff Writer Jake “Jake-Luc Godard” Tibbetts woke up before 10:00 am on only one occasion over winter break: Monday, January 13, when, at 8:18 am EST, John Cho and Issa Rae announced the nominees for the 92nd Academy Awards. After writing last year about which living spaces on campus corresponded to which nominees for […]

Columbia Confessions has only been around for a little while, but it’s already generated some weird posts—including one in which a stoner-turned-anti-marijuana-crusader exposes us as alleges us to be a propaganda network.

Senior staff writer Jake Tibbetts loves New York, but his heart will always belong to Boston. He frequently struggles with homesickness, but he knows of a kind of treatment that never fails. Here, he pleads the Columbia administration to help bring a staple of his home community to campus. Like, actually to campus this time.

There’s something very, very strange in these old halls. Did Senior Staff Writer Jake Tibbetts’s classroom mix-up stem from a lapse in memory… or was it something more similar? Read on to find out.

Senior staff writer Jake Tibbetts has compiled all of Bwog’s (almost) spring bops. Here is the result.

McBain, one of the most popular sophomore dorms at Columbia, gets a lot of flak. Senior Staffer Jake Tibbetts wants to correct the record.

It’s Oscars Day! To celebrate, senior staffer and film addict Jake “Jake-Luc Godard” Tibbetts has decided to calculate which living space on campus corresponds to each film nominated for the top award of the night.

Staff writer Jake Tibbets would like to remind you all that he is a human being, not just a faceless void meant to inflate the number of people “Interested” in your event so you can game the Facebook algorithm.

Danielle, one of Bwog’s other staff writers, sings the praises of Columbia Law School’s lobby. To her, it’s the perfect studying environment. It’s quiet, but not oppressively so; it’s spacious, but not overwhelming; it’s off-campus, but not really. I, however, never really got behind the idea of wanting to study there. I’m someone who rarely […]

Staff Writer Jake Tibbetts recently joined Staff Writer Danielle Mikaelian on a trip to Atlas Kitchen, the new Chinese restaurant located at 109th St. Though the service wasn’t everything that the two of them had hoped for, they both believe that the institution has quite a bit of potential—and one hell of a brilliant menu. […]

I have sat in the green chairs that are on the second floor of the Milstein Center and which you were probably saving for someone who actually attends Barnard Forgive me they were magnificent so plush and so cozy (also i ate ur plums too lmao) William Columbia Williams by Unknown

Staff writer Jake Tibbetts is both a cardio junkie and an utter misanthrope. Going to Dodge used to be the only way that he was able to satiate his desire to engage in fat-burning, blood-pumping behavior—until he moved to McBain. The McBain fitness room receives a fair share of flak, and in this piece, Tibbetts […]

Staff Writer Jake Tibbetts loves granola and hates disappointment. This semester has been a bit rough for him, to say the least. He has a lot of problems with John Jay Dining Hall’s switch to generic Ferris-style granola, and now you’re gonna hear about it. I am, in many ways, a simple man. After a […]