So you’ve finished your finals already… YOU STILL NEED TO PACK. And no matter how many organic chemistry reactions memorized and 10-page papers you’ve BS’d, packing never gets any easier. Seriously! You’re hungover, you’ve got a ton of random shit that isn’t worth storing but not worth taking home either, you forgot to clean out your […]

As per tradition, join Bwog as we cram study diligently for our last finals and take an odyssey through the depths of Butler, on a dark night of the soul… It’s good to see you’re all so focused and well-fueled.

Name, school: Nimra Azmi, A Lady Bear Claim to fame: Vice-President and Co-Founder of CU Chai Chat; General Campus Ragamuffin/Foul Mouth/Perpetrator of Jankiness; Owner and compiler of The Creepbook. Where are you going? Back home to the rolling hills of Murrysville, PA to study for the LSAT, apply for law school, and generally wish that […]

Always pay attention to your surroundings. You could learn something! Win: “Boobs attract coffee like it’s magnetic.” Lose: “Yeah so who’s graduating in all these little tents?” ’68 Laureates via Wikimedia

As long as people keep this nonsense up, we’ll keep posting it. The odd chuckle can’t hurt if you’re still struggling on for one more day. Good luck comrades!  

Name, school: Reni Calister, Barnard College Claim to fame: One time I wore a bikini on stage while slapping myself with hot dogs. Another time I sold t-shirts with pictures of President Deborah Spar’s face on them. Otherwise, I guess you may know me as the President of the Class of 2011, Director of Chowdah, or Control Top member. […]

Canine Enthusiast Sam Warren tipped these pictures of a puppy in Butler this morning. And it was wearing a sweater. That is all.  

Name, school: Ben Cotton, CC Claim to fame: I served as Spectator EIC last year. In the course of that duty, I made it my personal life quest to educate the world about the Columbia housing lottery. Where are you going? I’m staying in New York and working in consulting at McKinsey. I worked in […]

Groupon is offering a deal at Mel’s: two burgers and a 64oz. growler for the price of $19. At the time of posting, 747 people had already purchased the deal-maker. You guys should all go at the same time to this “vintage-inspired” burger joint and make them really grumpy. And for those of you who […]

Researchers from Columbia’s Engineering School have created a new method of cell therapy that is capable of “patching” a heart that has suffered from a heart attack and helping to regenerate tissue. It’s kind of like being Wolverine, except with less claws and sideburns. (DailyTech) Columbia researchers studying the effects of green roofs, such as […]

Title: “Foundations of Environmental Engineering” Please contact el2468@columbia.edu if found.

Lost in butler cafe left on shelf above trash can immediately across from the entrance. Black ear phones, in black leather case. Last seen at 4am tuesday May 3rd. Contact ih2183@columbia.edu if found.

Happily trudging along through your finals, thinking you’re a hotshot? (Don’t answer; that was rhetorical.) You may be a whiz in your own classes, but how well do you know others? We’ve compiled a bunch of inane slides and textbook quotes from an assortment of classes—can you guess which ones? Click below to start, and […]

Bwog’s Data Structures Expert Brian Wagner put together these flow charts for your delectation. He basically figured out whether or not you are going to fail your classes. Finals may or may not be over, but either way, don’t count your chickens before they’ve hatched! Click the links below each image for a full-size version.

Name, school: Mustafa Hameed, CC Claim to fame: Ne’er-do-well, CIRCA President, probably in that order. Where are you going? Wherever destiny takes me. At the moment, it seems destiny takes me to a few more years in this fine city. Three things you learned at Columbia 1. When you have to sleep, you have to sleep. […]