Petition to bring back Bar Mitzvahs for college students.

I don’t know if this is just a personal experience, but Barnumbia’s dining halls have been frustratingly enigmatic in their hours, menus, and general operation recently. All I ask is, why?

Did someone say new subways?

CU Apartheid Divest held an “Emergency Protest” titled “No Safety Without Divestment” at 2 pm on Wednesday. The protest comes five days after the alleged chemical spraying that required multiple students to be hospitalized.

To all of my non-conformers, here is a list of accessories that you will have to avoid. Best of luck to all and may the odds be ever in your favor. 

I hear it’s a sport…

I miss you Barnard.

Because I know we’ve all walked past The Thinker and wondered if he was actually freezing  

It’s MY CHICKEN!

I used to be Diana’s biggest hater and Hewitt’s biggest fan. Oh, how the rickety-Milstein-first-floor tables have turned. 

Guest Writer Theo explores the uninhibited delusion of the shopping period.

Or, to use the local lingo, it’s fucking brick.

If you’ve ever wanted to get involved with Barnard Babysitting but have felt too scared to give it a shot, here is your sign to learn a little bit more about the basic process and see if it’s a commitment you would be interested in taking up. 

I thought these cups were reusable..?

Columbia posted various statements via Instagram, email, and the Department of Public Safety’s website in response to reports that individuals sprayed protesters with a chemical at CU Apartheid Divest’s (CUAD) January 19 protest. Editor’s warning: mentions of violence