EC Security guard, after smiling kindly to a woman whose child had been rampaging wildly through the security room: “I just wanna get down there and [slaps his hands together] that shit…God I hate her…” [continues as tipster makes his escape]   In front of Avery: “I mean just because she’s Jewel’s sister doesn’t mean she can […]

Bwog doesn’t have the cash to “pimp your room,” and we certainly don’t want to raid it and then date you. So we bring you the semi-weekly Thursday feature, the “Cribs-esque” Room Hopping, continuing with… Kyle (right) and Jesse C’09 say they are glad to be out of the “beehive” that was John Jay. “My […]

Stuck on the wall alone at the Fall ball, with a tuxedo and a dream? Email bwgossip@columbia.edu and rev up your parents’ stationwagon for a date with one of these lovelies. We’ll even spring $5 for a date. That’s almost two slices at Koronets — or one slice and a soda with two straws! And […]

A few things that Bwog noticed on the Columbia Homepage this morning: – Rich man (Bill Gates) gives another rich man’s (Warren Buffett) money to a third rich man (Jeff Sachs) to, eventually, help poor – Administration puff paper takes note of Bwog idea, interviews faculty bloggers Also, two of our favorite banners from the […]

Well, it finally happened: CTV has realized how to attract viewers.  A post on today’s IvyLeak reports that, last night, at 10:45 PM, our traditionally unwatched television network aired a five-minute clip of hardcore anal sex as part of the show Sexiled.  There was heavy breathing, there were hand-held cameras, and, for the first time […]

In keeping with the previous post about contradictory groups occupying space on Low Plaza, Bwog has recently been alerted to even more wacky goings-on near the steps. A cotillion of men (and a few women) in motley uniforms and conversing in broken English, lined up on the steps to take a group picture, leaving as […]

Finally, proof that our world is a world of inexplicable contradictions!  Right now, on Low Plaza, two representatives from LiNK—students for Liberty in North Korea—are sitting at a table, trying to get students to sign up for a fast, to take place on October 24th, in solidarity with those going hungry in North Korea.  Which […]

Your CC Professor is a Hobo… …but at Least She Has Access to the Company Yacht. Man Oh Man, That Cleverly Constructed Story about Your Grandmother’s Reluctance to Pay Full Price for Your Sister’s Nose Job Was Such A Doozy. Now You Can Totally Have Your Own Country. No Problem. Do You Want to Come […]

Boy: Are there any more nuts in your mixed nuts? Girl Studying: What? Boy: [eying nuts longingly] Are there any more nuts in your mixed nuts? Girl Studying:  Just peanuts. Boy: You ate all the other nuts? Girl Studying: Yes. Boy: So you don’t like peanuts then. 12 minutes later… Boy: So can I have […]

While Bwog was browsing the Earth Institute’s Environmental Programs fair this afternoon–at which earthy professors explained how eager students could save the world, including through a new undergraduate sustainable development major which may or may not exist–we heard one upside to the otherwise disturbing trend of climate change:  “I don’t think I’ve heard anyone make […]

  More stuff you shouldn’t have saved on a public computer. This result of political justice is capitalism. Everyone benefits in the end. The US government shares the same view as the kallipolis when it comes to capitalism, since humans tend to “watch their back”.   Many may take this as a purely negative aspect, […]

An anonymous work-study detective encountered this scan from President Bollinger’s high school yearbook: So Dashing! The hair, that smile! That chic bow tie! Meanwhile, C stands for Carroll? And he’s Prezbo Jr! Anyone care to speculate on the “Flaming Arrow Episode?” Read full text of the yearbook entry after the jump…

Suspended production of the Spectator during midterm week has effaced Bwog’s sense of purpose. We’ve found an unworthy substitute in ripping off NY Times headlines. Enjoy! New Gatehouse Theatre for the Harlem Stage opens in former water pump thing at 135th Street and Convent (fairly close to us). There’s still rushing water inside, just one of […]

Go bob for apples and get free cider outside Ferris Booth in Lerner! You have until 2 pm! Bwog asked the bobbers: So, how do you guys feel about germs? “Well, an apple a day keeps the Doctor away, so if you get the apple, you don’t have to worry about germs!” Bwog knows who’d […]

In which Julia Butareva engages with Postcrypt’s “Exhibition” exhibition. We know we leave our traces in cyberspace. They can be Googled in an instant, and more importantly Facebooked. It takes vigilance and strict use of privacy controls to keep our interests in “kayaking” and other outdoor sports hidden from public safety officials and potential employers. […]