Senior staff writer Owen Fitzgerald-Diaz is super fucking tired of the subway being such a pain in the ass and has some ideas about how to fix it.

Do you like politics? Do the mesmerizing mysteries of Columbia’s School of General Studies keep you up at night? Do you write in any way other than boring?

SEAS students are incredibly busy throughout the day learning to become the awesome people that build our cars, bridges, and buildings. But do they know the important stuff the college learns about?

A sordid tale of a sickly first year. May you not fall ill like the rest of the class of 2023.

New York City is packed with amazing culture and inspiring art, but sometimes it’s difficult to break the Morningside-bubble and experience it all first-hand. “Where Art Thou” is a weekly guide to interesting and notable lectures, events, and performances for the literary/musically/theatrically-inclined on campus.

On Thursday, September 26th, Rwandan President Paul Kagame attended President Bollinger’s annual World Leaders Forum. This forum offers students the chance to hear preeminent global figures and to be exposed to different viewpoints. Deputy Science Editor Sarah Braner attended. 

Here are Columbia’s bathrooms and their DnD alignments.

The weekend is all fun and games, so start your Saturday with a bit of play. 

Emily Wilson came to Columbia on Thursday night to talk questions translators should consider, her personal journey with The Odyssey, and her current process of translating The Iliad. Bwoggers Chloe Gong and Miyoki Walker were there to hear it all. 

A new Bwogger and former Furnaldian gives a dramatic retelling of the first time she went deep into Carman’s halls.

You can probably recite some lyrics Ke$ha by heart, but did you know that this 2010s pop icon actually studied at Barnard before hitting it big?

I don’t normally write “Columbia Buildings As Blank” posts, but I thought this had to be published.

Happy Friday! Celebrate the first weekend of fall with Bwoglines.

Have you ever wondered, during your time at Columbia, about just wHat the law library sculpture is? Bwoggers Joya and Mia hereby present you with alternative, more accessible, and spicier names for the many many sculptures slash statues around campus. 

Imagine this: you’re at a party, just another typical-Friday-night-my-club-is-throwing-a-“social”-in-a-dorm type party. The host tells you, drinks this way. You arrive at the “drinks” and you see a handle of Smirnoff, a bottle of cranberry juice, and other sorry excuses for drinks and mixers. What do you do?