Your Alma “Tree” Bwogger and best friend Betsy Ladyzhets is here with a reminder that the stupid decisions you make now are the stories you’ll be telling for the rest of your life. (Also you should reverse outline them to make sure you’re telling them well.)

Today’s second senior wisdom comes from Amara Banks, bagel extraordinaire, 1020 personality, former Bwog EIC (for a whole year!), beautiful waffle, and the funniest, most precious gem of a person. As she leaves this campus behind onto greater things, we all mourn her absence.

Former Bwog Editor Finn Klauber is a classicist, an advocate for the Core, and a proud member of Beta. Apparently, you can do it all.

Columbia and Barnard are officially kicking you out of on-campus housing. This is what dreams are made of.

It is the worst of times, and the most liminal of times. Reading week snuck up on us with a slap and here we are during finals: broken, disheartened, and yearning for summer (why is it still 40 degrees in May, anyway?).

Former Bwog Publisher Nik has gone uptown, but now he’s going downtown.

This morning Columbia students received notice that General Studies junior Eubert (Bert) McLeod has passed away.

Ragrets? Former Bwog Publisher James Fast hasn’t got none.

Former Bwog Sports Editor Abby Rubel remembers a time when JJ’s mozzarella sticks tasted like they do in Italy.

Tests, tests, and tests = boooo. Bwog, Bwog, and beds = good.

********* is horny for this one.

The Bwog Slack Server has faced God and walked backwards into Hell.

You’ve finished your final exams and declared “fuck you” to your final essays. What now? How should you spend your final hours on Columbia’s campus? How should you say goodbye? Look no further! Bwog Staffers have compiled this list of favorite ~goodbye traditions~ just for you.

Leo Bevilacqua, a true Renaissance man, reminds us that it’s okay to have no chill (even, like, zero percent).

Nadra Rahman isn’t just a Bwog-CCSC joint icon and Club Bangla president, but also a strong proponent of recycling.