Dassi Karp really just wants to bake a babka before her time here is up.

Two more days people!!! Two more days!!! Chances are, you may be home with your dog or off in the Maldives, but a large percentage of us will be here until the bitter end. Send your thoughts and prayers.

Sarah Harty has a bone to pick with this so-called “Walkable Skylight.”

The delightfully accented and secret Soundcloud-er Gabby Kloppers has some wisdom for y’all. Listen up!

Former Bwog finance chair Sarah Dahl dishes on philosophy, letting go, and how to completely drop off the face of the earth.

Former Bwog Editor Asya Sagnak asks the questions we all want the answers to: why is PrezBo’s weather machine only used for Days on Campus and who really runs Spec?

Marijuana might not be legalized as soon as we thought???

The last field notes of the school year… NOO!!! Even the puppy is crying!

Ezra Koenig this, Ezra Koenig that. We get it, Vampire Weekend graduated from Columbia. This Bwogger knows we can’t all be VW fans, so here’s a playlist of Columbia alumni (and current students!) who are also artists/composers!

Will doesn’t use three-in-one shower gel, and that’s how you know he’s truly wise.

Former Bwog Deputy Editor and shine theorist Lila Etter dispenses hard truths, such as: sometimes awkward small talk becomes a great conversation, don’t judge people for their majors and seriously, don’t brush your teeth in Butler.

Grant Der Manouel spills the tea on NSOP 2016 and reminds us to go to things that aren’t mandatory. Expand your minds, you fools!!

Are you about to jet set right out of here or are you still struggling? Take this quiz to find out and best of luck on the rest of your finals!

Read more for the wise words of the ‘grandmother’ of the Columbia Arab Students Association.

Running low on serotonin? Green tea is the answer.