It is the worst of times, and the most liminal of times. Reading week snuck up on us with a slap and here we are during finals: broken, disheartened, and yearning for summer (why is it still 40 degrees in May, anyway?).

Former Bwog Publisher Nik has gone uptown, but now he’s going downtown.

This morning Columbia students received notice that General Studies junior Eubert (Bert) McLeod has passed away.

Ragrets? Former Bwog Publisher James Fast hasn’t got none.

Former Bwog Sports Editor Abby Rubel remembers a time when JJ’s mozzarella sticks tasted like they do in Italy.

Tests, tests, and tests = boooo. Bwog, Bwog, and beds = good.

********* is horny for this one.

The Bwog Slack Server has faced God and walked backwards into Hell.

You’ve finished your final exams and declared “fuck you” to your final essays. What now? How should you spend your final hours on Columbia’s campus? How should you say goodbye? Look no further! Bwog Staffers have compiled this list of favorite ~goodbye traditions~ just for you.

Leo Bevilacqua, a true Renaissance man, reminds us that it’s okay to have no chill (even, like, zero percent).

Nadra Rahman isn’t just a Bwog-CCSC joint icon and Club Bangla president, but also a strong proponent of recycling.

Dassi Karp really just wants to bake a babka before her time here is up.

Two more days people!!! Two more days!!! Chances are, you may be home with your dog or off in the Maldives, but a large percentage of us will be here until the bitter end. Send your thoughts and prayers.

Sarah Harty has a bone to pick with this so-called “Walkable Skylight.”

The delightfully accented and secret Soundcloud-er Gabby Kloppers has some wisdom for y’all. Listen up!