Didn’t get any senior scramble matches? zes2111 is a waaaaarm plate of scrambled eggs

Sometimes it’s good to take your own advice, and that’s what Lena Denbro did… 

Carman 6’s designated cockroach killer bestows some knowledge. 

Next up in our housing reviews for freshpeople is Brooks Hall, the oldest and wisest of Barnard dorms. 

A meditation.

Moon baby aka Cinnamon Thunder aka the one and only Megnot Mulugeta thanks the zines and reminds us that grades aren’t everything:

AAAAAAAH! (WE HAVE MOUTHS AND WE WILL SCREAM!)

Reading Bwoglines makes you 50% more likely to find a library seat, not guaranteed! 

Get yours in before you leave campus, with zero consequences!

Wallach, the most wholesome and laid-back of freshman dorms, is perfect for independent freshpeople who want to cook for themselves, listen to fab piano music in the lounge, and have a homey home to come back to after a night ~on the town.~

Mina Mahmood has access to the ever elusive Senior Scramble spreadsheet and is here to tell you to say no!

Shaun Wang reminds us to bring pillows to the stacks…unless you’re into that…and that pressure makes diamonds!

Sarah Lubin legally lives in Altschul, a feat in it of itself-and tells us to please don’t spread ourselves too thin. 

Bwog hits you with some hot study AND procrastination tips! To spice things up, here’s a fun astronomy headline to get you through finding a seat in Milstein!

Bwog staff writers and freshmen hoping their editors will like them more for covering this event, Elle Ferguson and Aditi Patil, give you their coverage of Orgo Night.