Moon baby aka Cinnamon Thunder aka the one and only Megnot Mulugeta thanks the zines and reminds us that grades aren’t everything:

AAAAAAAH! (WE HAVE MOUTHS AND WE WILL SCREAM!)

Reading Bwoglines makes you 50% more likely to find a library seat, not guaranteed! 

Get yours in before you leave campus, with zero consequences!

Wallach, the most wholesome and laid-back of freshman dorms, is perfect for independent freshpeople who want to cook for themselves, listen to fab piano music in the lounge, and have a homey home to come back to after a night ~on the town.~

Mina Mahmood has access to the ever elusive Senior Scramble spreadsheet and is here to tell you to say no!

Shaun Wang reminds us to bring pillows to the stacks…unless you’re into that…and that pressure makes diamonds!

Sarah Lubin legally lives in Altschul, a feat in it of itself-and tells us to please don’t spread ourselves too thin. 

Bwog hits you with some hot study AND procrastination tips! To spice things up, here’s a fun astronomy headline to get you through finding a seat in Milstein!

Bwog staff writers and freshmen hoping their editors will like them more for covering this event, Elle Ferguson and Aditi Patil, give you their coverage of Orgo Night.

Meena Ardebili looks a lot like Ilana Glazer, and is kind enough to give us killer advice on friendship and relationships.

Meet the LLC’s alphabetically-premier half, Hartley.

This week’s edition of Science 101 goes out to the pre-med fam, and tackles the notorious MCAT. Advice comes from Bwog Science Editor Alex Tang, who got his MCAT score back last Tuesday and is ecstatic to be done with that phase of his life.

Ravi knows gentrification in Morningside Heights has one honest victim – Spec.

Columbia Journalism School recently taught us how to become relatively successful freelance writers. The event on Wednesday featured Nykia Spradley, Maddy Crowell, and Léa Khayata, and was moderated by Elizabeth Kiefer. But really, this is about me.