Happy Valentine’s Day! Here, have some news about sperm, ambulance sirens, and polar bear invasions. You’re welcome.

Ahh, EC. The sophomore’s wet dream. The junior’s reach. The senior’s promise. Securing a suite in East Campus is the milestone every CU student pictures in their head as they slowly decay through housing selection. Spilling b*er on the couches. Accidentally running a Tide Pod through the dishwasher.

This week in Bwog’s Book Club, senior staffer Abby Rubel recommends sci-fi short story master Harlan Ellison. Bwog’s Book Club is intended to spread the literary love around campus and encourage you to pick up a book, as opposed to your iPhone, in your spare time.

Love is in the air as Valentine’s Day approaches, and Bwog has two more personals for you. Our final edition features Jenna, a bold Barnard first-year, and Leo, a seasoned senior and (more importantly) Capricorn. Interested? Send us a quick email at tips@bwog.com

Today’s personals include our lovely Sports Editor, Jana, and her legume-loving friend, Clara. If you’re looking for a running partner or a rugby competitor, you’ve come to the right place! If you’re interested, email us at tips@bwog.com.

A man unaffiliated with the university was arrested in Barnard Hall for “criminal trespass and unlawful possession of marijuana.” According to reports from the Deputy Commissioner of Public Information’s office, the arrest occurred around 7:25 pm Tuesday night.

Bwog’s resident Old Fart and Yung Geriatric™ Andrew Chee was astonished by the efficacy of last night’s twenty-minute meeting! General Studies Student Council meets every Tuesday at 8:15 pm in the Jed Satow Room on the fifth floor of Lerner. 

Happening in the World: Joaquín Guzmán Loera, more commonly known as El Chapo, was convicted on Tuesday for his infamous drug cartel, fraught with corruption and violence. El Chapo was charged with 10 guilty verdicts on all 10 counts of the indictment and now faces life in prison. The three-month trial in New York was “so […]

Next up on our lineup of personals is Vivian and Shaila. Vivian is a gal with good bartending chops and even greater recs for restaurants in the city, while her friend Shaila will show you endless love through $5 Pressed Juices. You know the drill by now – if interested, shoot us an email at tips@bwog.com. 

On Sunday in Lerner, the Columbia Women’s Business Society put on its annual conference, this year focusing on Success to Significance and how women can break down gender barriers in a variety of fields. Bwog sent Staff Writer Maya Corral to cover this event, where she drank lots of Yerba Mate and learned how to […]

In which the incredibly eager Bwog staffer Sam Azanza discovers another mystery in Barnard’s history… Why does our Alma Mater song sound almost exactly like Puff the Magic Dragon? Here henceforth is their amateur lyrical analysis.

Yesterday was Monday, and you know what that means: a play-by-play of SGA (and corny rhymes). This week, Columbia University’s Muslim Students Association and the up-and-coming Black Muslim Students Association (MANSA) talk problems—and solutions—with Barnard’s SGA. As usual, SGA opened with some announcements, including the First-Year Winter Formal on March 10th, the Capital Investment Fund […]

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It’s everyone’s fourth favorite day of the week! Here’s what you gotta know. 

If you did some regrettable things under the influence recently, you may relate to some of the highlights of Bwog’s weekend. However, if you’re not a bibulous person, you can also read some of the cultured things Bwog did this weekend. To be featured, email tips@bwog.com.