Jeff Goldblum was right when he said “life finds a way.” Cosmic ray detectors just really want to keep doing what they are doing!

On the morning of Lunar New Year, this edition of Bwoglines covers natural disasters, lost museum pieces, and the effects of the dangerous coronavirus.

It’s the first Friday of the semester! Take a break from obsessively rearranging your schedule to catch up on global and local news with Bwoglines.

Hope your first hump day of the school year goes smoothly!

Have a great first day back at school, everyone!

You’re still here? It’s over. Go home.

If you’re not already there, you’re so close to the end. Celebrate by staying in bed and then make an egg a new way!

We’re your peers. Anything you did is something we did too.

We are almost there, folks. Take on the day in a summarized way with Bwog In Bed.

Today is the first official day of finals. Cheer up with Bwog in Bed.

Greta thinks you deserve to stay in bed, and Bwog does too.

Hungover from formals, “study breaks”, or a prolonged night at B*tler? Bwog thinks you deserve five more minutes in bed.

Happy first day of no class!! In the spirit of no longer having to set the first of your thirteen alarms before 10 am, Bwog has some quick tidbits for whenever you do decide to wake up.

On this stressful Monday, procrastinate with the last Bwoglines of 2019.

Sometimes you just get hungry and the only option is a priceless piece of art.