Drunkenly written via Notes app in a downtown club, we give you: the saga of the Mattress Mogul.

In the spirit of tradition, a Bwogger by the name of [redacted] goes undercover in Columbia’s class of 2023 group chat to see what the youths are up to.

A Kafka-esque tale from senior staffer Levi Cohen.

Was every ArtHum and MusicHum class completely full before your 1 PM registration time?  No need to fear; Bwog’s got some classes we think you should take instead.

There are many woes associated with living in the quad. Thankfully, a complimentary alarm clock is provided.

Staffer Levi Cohen dwells on dwellings.

Bwogger Danielle Mikaelian has a grammatical bone to pick.

Staff Writer Abi Peters lucked out with an entire dingle all to herself. What does one do with all that space? Here are ten ideas. 

I’m not saying that I’m a good woman, but don’t even I deserve rights, too?

Wondering what to consider as you choose a Meal Plan for next year? Internal Editor Zoe Sottile helps you eat good. 

Deputy Editor Vivian “Kill All Crustaceans” Zhou and GSSC Bureau Chief Andrew “Champion of the Land Creatures” Chee set out to recoup their tuition by consuming an inordinate amount of lobsters.

Staff writer Abi Peters recounts her Carman Horror Story – and no, there’s no mention of an NSOP party.

Craving some exercise to work out your body avoid studying as much as possible? Get both done at once with these Core Curriculum-inspired workouts, brought to you by the Bwog Staff. 

We overthought our picks and missed the deadline, but thought our matches should be seen by SOMEONE…….. maybe….. hopefully….. some of the people on our list? ;)

Welcome to our unofficial guide to the best places in the neighborhood. Some may seem pretty obvious and others may sound a little unfamiliar. Put all these restaurant names in a hat and draw one out every time you’re tired of pasta at Ferris or fries at JJs. Compiled by Jackson Jibbitz and Vivian Zhou.