Oh, to be a fat orange cat with nine college-aged moms. From stray to slay, as my dad said.

We know it, we love it, we rely on it a little too much sometimes. CULPA is a blessing and a curse, but we can all work to make it a little better.

We miss TikTok.

Upon returning from winter break, many Barnard and Columbia students were rudely awakened to the fact that they could not access the other school’s dining halls until the semester officially started, causing trouble for many hungry students.

No because why do we call it that? Why do we lie to ourselves?

Are you interested in joining Bwog? Take a break from the cold and join us for our first open meeting in Lerner 510 at 9 pm on Sunday!

For those who are not one, the Oxford English Dictionary defines a screenager as “A young person who spends a lot of time watching television or using a computer, smartphone, etc.; a young person, typically in his or her teens or twenties, who is familiar with and adept at using digital technology, esp. computers and […]

Frantically checking my email for a mailroom notification.

Because who doesn’t need a curated soundtrack for every scenario?

Oh, we are SO back (from Winter Break).

Anyone else have some wacky professors today?

It’s that time of year…

Sometimes, an article is so good (or so haunting) that it withstands the test of time.

At least tomorrow is the weekend.

Disclaimer: Don’t actually do this please!