The people have been waiting.

How do y’all think about the feature image? (wicked look on my face)

Forget CULPA, read Bwog.

“What are you doing?” “I’m making chocolate, of course.”

Hattie and Maren’s review of Hewitt’s festive fall pie party that provided these two girls with a sweet treat.

Fascinated by this new “A.M. Deal” from Columbia Dining, Staff Writer Sabine Ebanks dragged a friend all the way to Mudd one Friday morning to try it out.

BweeklyRoast provides weekly off-campus coffee shop reviews for students who can’t spend another waking moment at Butler. This week: Hex & Company (@hexandcompany) on 114th.

O Hewitt Waffle Maker, O Hewitt Waffle Maker, wherefore art thou Hewitt Waffle Maker?

After months of being on campus, our genuine shock at some very normal experiences is laughable.

And you get a plate! And you get a plate! And YOU get a plate! Hewitt’s plate infinity loop, explained (sort of).

“Please Stop Laughing” at my hearing loss.

I swear I didn’t press anything.

Come paint the town red with us tonight!

“Oh, sleep. nothing else could ever bring me such pleasure, such freedom, the power to feel and move and think and imagine, safe from the miseries of my waking consciousness… I was more of a somniac. A somnophile” (Moshfegh).

For everyone who does not go to floor 15 and wants to know about the full experience.