Are you curious about what this weekend has in store for you? Want to know what you got on your Tuesday midterm? Want to know if you’ll end up sloshed in EC or hooking up with that SigNu guy in your 10:10?

Midterms season? More like *starts sobbing violently*.

A walk-through of the worst “allergic” reaction I’ve ever had. Editor’s Warning: mentions of vomiting.

Tired of listening to “Monster Mash” on repeat at parties? Here’s literally anything else.

Homecoming and Halloween don’t mix well with midterms, but what does Bwog care?

Graphic design truly is CU Republican Club’s passion.

How many Diana burrito bowls can someone stand to eat in one week?

Come to Lerner 510 at 9 pm for tonight’s open meeting! In the meantime, travel back to a time long long ago, before lanternflies ravaged the city or there was a chef named Mike, to learn the true origin story of Bwog’s beloved green grapes.

Questioning if you should spend seven points on Liz’s Place boba? We’ve got you covered!

Graffiti as therapy for your Barnumbia midterm moods: if you’re feeling it, the squiggly face has already been through it.

JJ’s honey mustard has been missing for some time. While most Barnumbia students go unaffected by this occurrence, many of us are concerned and pained.

I was the daughter of the spotted lanternfly you couldn’t stomp … until now.

For the love of all that’s good and pure in this universe, why is there asparagus?

Take a moment for yourself and enjoy this playlist as an alternative to midterm-induced anxiety.

Guest Writer Sofia Montagna shares how to join and submit to Barnard and Columbia’s literary magazines.