Five seconds of reading, one hour of meeting, a lifetime of memories.

The truths expressed below are universally acknowledged.

Featuring Tai chi-ing away stress culture and infant-swallowing bjorns.

There is a window straight across the toilet on Hamilton 3. Why?

“What podcasts do you listen to?”

~shiiiiivvvvvvvver me timbers~

Which bricks on campus stack up?

Are you having a bad week? Do you want to make it worse?

Make studying even worse with these absolutely abysmal study spots!

Don’t fall victim to the classic Bavarian Fire Drill.

Worried about where you’ll find the optimal studying spot to ace all your midterms? Don’t be! We at Bwog are here to help with all your intellectual (and musical!) needs.

Confused why the leaves haven’t changed color yet? Us too.

A love poem written to the most elite Four Loko flavor.

It was homecoming! Was it a week like no other or like any other? You decide!

This beautiful poem is coming right from the heart. You, beautiful human, are coming to tonight’s Open Meeting.