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Until Next Year, Columbia

By Mason Amelotte on Dec 23, 2015 68 Comments

To our readers: it’s been a minute since the academic year began, but you have finally made it to the (halfway) finish. Congratulations! I thank you for standing by us this semester. Though these past four months have been seemingly mild, I appreciate your loyal readership nonetheless. I would also like to take this opportunity […]

bwog out

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Overseen: Historical Revisionism On The Columbia Facebook Page

By Bwog Staff on Dec 23, 2015 4 Comments

Like most schools, Columbia has a somewhat propagandist social media presence (like, where do they find all those pictures of smiling students?). Yesterday, to that end, Columbia’s Facebook page posted a “reminder of what a winter day should look like on campus”– you mean, because it’s so warm? Or because snow in NYC seems to immediately turn […]

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Bwog’s Resolutions For The New Year

By Bwog Staff on Dec 23, 2015 1 Comments

As our semester draws to a close, we (as most Columbia students tend to do) are already looking to the new year. As you make your way home for the holidays, remember to take time this vacation to relax and realign (or something…do we sound like a Soul Cycle instructor?). Here’s a list of our […]

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Bwog In Bed: New Level Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 23, 2015 0 Comments

It’s (technically) the last day of finals, but we’re hoping your professors moved your finals that were supposed to be today to some time last week. Most of Bwog is home by now, and we’re using this winter vacation to relax, recharge, and return to school feeling like we’re “on a new level” (or something). […]

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Actual Wisdom: Philip Protter

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2015 4 Comments

The outpouring of actual wisdom continues with Statistics professor Phillip Protter, who talks surprisingly little about statistics and surprisingly a lot about football and coffee houses. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I click to save the world, therefore I am. Claim to fame: I took second in the mile relay for the state […]

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Bwog Poetry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2015 1 Comments

Now seems like a pretty good time to reflect upon the past year, so we used a website called Poetweet to turn some of our tweets from this year into poetry. Poetweet kindly produced a sonnet, a rondel, and an indriso, and even titled the poems for us. Some of the stanzas are quite apt, and […]

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Bunsen Bwog: If This Is The Apocalypse, At Least We’ll Find Love

By Phoebe Newton on Dec 22, 2015 0 Comments

Per usual, science is terrifying and we’re all going to die. However, supposedly we’ll find love in the middle of [instert crisis here]? It’s a little unclear. Courtesy of the optimistic(?) Phoebe Newton, this edition of Bunsen Bwog is the apocalyptic version of spending an hour on WebMD (only to discover that you are for […]

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Bwog In Bed: Is This The Real Life? Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2015 0 Comments

Finals are almost over. Your ability to sit in a library for hours on end is running low. You’re starting to wonder if this is really your life, or some kind of hellish vision that your brain concocted during your freshman year of high school and has been punishing you with ever since. But don’t […]

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Field Notes: Barely Hanging On Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 0 Comments

Finals are a trying time – not only for our minds, but also for our hearts, bodies, and souls. But that doesn’t mean we can’t still have fun on the weekend … right? We’re stressed and we’re distressed, but we’re hanging on. At least, we’d like to think we are. And, as always, if you’d […]

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Actual Wisdom: J.C. Salyer

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 3 Comments

With finals bearing down so heavily upon our backs, we could all use a little humor and a little wisdom. J.C. Salyer, term assistant professor in the anthropology department at Barnard, offers both. Also, cats. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I reject the cynical econometrics of your neoliberal biopolitics and its implication that […]

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Shit Our Notes Say

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 0 Comments

Finals is a time of searching frantically back through your notes, fervently hoping that something you scribbled down in a lecture two months ago will help you pass your exam tomorrow. Bwog has been doing the same thing, but unfortunately, instead of stumbling upon useful insights, we only found strange doodles and barely-decipherable comments. Here, […]

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“Baking” With Bwog: The Many Uses of Oregano

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 6 Comments

Back in October, three Baker Bwoggers made “special” brownies – special in the sense that they contained pretzels and caramel. Two months later, after a semester at college and in the midst of finals, other Bwog staff writers decided it was high time to make some really special brownies. And by “really special,” we mean with oregano. It’s […]

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Barnard Releases RD Decisions For The Class Of 2023

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did the admissions packets still have sleeping masks
i lost my sleeping mask do you think the admissions office will give me a new one
louder stronger bolder is the new higher further faster
woot woot 2023
work it make it do it makes us harder louder bolder stronger

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Please, Unsubscribe Us From Columbia Midterms

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bwop tart
CC ’69
emails
midterms
no collooshun

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COMIC: ZACK STEPPED ON A RAT

Riva Weinstein 4

comic
if anyone wants to know what working for bwog is like: its like this
long live bwitting club
zack rat king is the most cursed thing ive ever drawn

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So, Uh, When Exactly Is Spring Break?

Zack Abrams 4

a midterm
did you hear that i have a midterm tomorrow
hey lady
hey lady did you hear i have a midterm tomorrow
I have
I have a midterm tomorrow
it's for intro to probability theory
midterm tomorrow is what i have
tomorrow

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Bwoglines: Jazz Edition

Henry Golub 0

airplanes
BOATS
bwoglines
emergen-c
ladders
shovels

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Science 101: Getting Started In Lab Research

Alex Tang 0

bwog science
clio is my best friend
lets get this bread
science 101
studying for the mcat in cabo
wot in titration

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20 Memes To Airdrop Everyone In Your Large Lecture Class

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report back to tips@bwog.com
this is really just a post for bwoggers to share their favorite memes
u little stinkers

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Columbia’s Sunrise Movement Hub Is Striking Tomorrow Against Climate Change. Will Apathy Win?

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apathy or death
green new deal
jay inslee is running for president; have you heard of them?
not the best timing for a strike on campus
please don't walk out of your midterms
seriously; no talk of carbon pricing?

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