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Until Next Year, Columbia

By Mason Amelotte on Dec 23, 2015 68 Comments

To our readers: it’s been a minute since the academic year began, but you have finally made it to the (halfway) finish. Congratulations! I thank you for standing by us this semester. Though these past four months have been seemingly mild, I appreciate your loyal readership nonetheless. I would also like to take this opportunity […]

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Overseen: Historical Revisionism On The Columbia Facebook Page

By Bwog Staff on Dec 23, 2015 4 Comments

Like most schools, Columbia has a somewhat propagandist social media presence (like, where do they find all those pictures of smiling students?). Yesterday, to that end, Columbia’s Facebook page posted a “reminder of what a winter day should look like on campus”– you mean, because it’s so warm? Or because snow in NYC seems to immediately turn […]

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Bwog’s Resolutions For The New Year

By Bwog Staff on Dec 23, 2015 1 Comments

As our semester draws to a close, we (as most Columbia students tend to do) are already looking to the new year. As you make your way home for the holidays, remember to take time this vacation to relax and realign (or something…do we sound like a Soul Cycle instructor?). Here’s a list of our […]

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Bwog In Bed: New Level Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 23, 2015 0 Comments

It’s (technically) the last day of finals, but we’re hoping your professors moved your finals that were supposed to be today to some time last week. Most of Bwog is home by now, and we’re using this winter vacation to relax, recharge, and return to school feeling like we’re “on a new level” (or something). […]

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Actual Wisdom: Philip Protter

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2015 4 Comments

The outpouring of actual wisdom continues with Statistics professor Phillip Protter, who talks surprisingly little about statistics and surprisingly a lot about football and coffee houses. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I click to save the world, therefore I am. Claim to fame: I took second in the mile relay for the state […]

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Bwog Poetry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2015 1 Comments

Now seems like a pretty good time to reflect upon the past year, so we used a website called Poetweet to turn some of our tweets from this year into poetry. Poetweet kindly produced a sonnet, a rondel, and an indriso, and even titled the poems for us. Some of the stanzas are quite apt, and […]

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Bunsen Bwog: If This Is The Apocalypse, At Least We’ll Find Love

By Phoebe Newton on Dec 22, 2015 0 Comments

Per usual, science is terrifying and we’re all going to die. However, supposedly we’ll find love in the middle of [instert crisis here]? It’s a little unclear. Courtesy of the optimistic(?) Phoebe Newton, this edition of Bunsen Bwog is the apocalyptic version of spending an hour on WebMD (only to discover that you are for […]

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Bwog In Bed: Is This The Real Life? Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2015 0 Comments

Finals are almost over. Your ability to sit in a library for hours on end is running low. You’re starting to wonder if this is really your life, or some kind of hellish vision that your brain concocted during your freshman year of high school and has been punishing you with ever since. But don’t […]

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Field Notes: Barely Hanging On Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 0 Comments

Finals are a trying time – not only for our minds, but also for our hearts, bodies, and souls. But that doesn’t mean we can’t still have fun on the weekend … right? We’re stressed and we’re distressed, but we’re hanging on. At least, we’d like to think we are. And, as always, if you’d […]

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Actual Wisdom: J.C. Salyer

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 3 Comments

With finals bearing down so heavily upon our backs, we could all use a little humor and a little wisdom. J.C. Salyer, term assistant professor in the anthropology department at Barnard, offers both. Also, cats. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I reject the cynical econometrics of your neoliberal biopolitics and its implication that […]

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Shit Our Notes Say

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 0 Comments

Finals is a time of searching frantically back through your notes, fervently hoping that something you scribbled down in a lecture two months ago will help you pass your exam tomorrow. Bwog has been doing the same thing, but unfortunately, instead of stumbling upon useful insights, we only found strange doodles and barely-decipherable comments. Here, […]

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“Baking” With Bwog: The Many Uses of Oregano

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 6 Comments

Back in October, three Baker Bwoggers made “special” brownies – special in the sense that they contained pretzels and caramel. Two months later, after a semester at college and in the midst of finals, other Bwog staff writers decided it was high time to make some really special brownies. And by “really special,” we mean with oregano. It’s […]

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SGA Learns How To Intimidate Barnard Administration

Leena Chen 2

angery
barnard college the liberal arts college for womxn at columbia university in the city of new york
bernerd
dear barnard please be more inclusive
seriously though I had a super tenured english prof last sem who kept asking me if I knew how to write english
sga
sometimes it do be like that

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Housing Reviews 2019: 620 W 116th St

Sarah Harty 0

full disclosure i absolutely hated living here
Housing Reviews 2019
i lived on the first floor and could hear every little thing at the security desk
i then had to move to hewitt midyear
quoting myself for a lot of these lol

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Bwoglines: Louis Sachar Tuesday Edition

Henry Golub 0

bada bing bada boom
black holes
boom chaka laka
boom laka laka
family stone
sly
sly stone
vacuum of his eyes

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Housing Coverage 2019: Day 6

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Bwog Housing
gues who's back
housing 2019
it's the last day

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Bucket List: Eat Like A Capitalist Edition

Isabel Sepúlveda 0

bucket list
bwog covers events
first clapper now mcmaster? next are we getting james comey??
it's my birthday so you have to go to events i don't make the rules
lets just invite everyone who has left the trump administration under less than ideal terms
so many elections so little time
yesterday someone did in fact forget Edward Said is dead

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Field Notes: Here’s To Burning Showers Edition

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field notes
i love it when people who shower in the morning are like ahh theres no water. hehe it was me
wearing a pea coat to a drug deal killed me jgdjgjkdjkfs
white people are getting sunburned left and right! get a god damn job!

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Get Out Of The City (And Into The Palisades) On Columbia’s Dime

Betsy Ladyzhets 1

lamont shuttle time = podcast time
Lamont-Doherty
the lamont cafeteria has different sandwiches every time im there and they're always out of this world
this is not advertising i just love lamont and have spent a lot of time there recently
we stan the lamont bus drivers
you gotta save your podcasts to your phone beforehand though because reception is not great once you cross the bridge

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Housing Reviews 2019: 600 W 116 St

Vivian Zhou 0

600 is just fine
bwop it like it's hot
haha most of the resident opinions are just me quoting myself
it would be a lot nicer here if my suite mates were clean
the lounge is low-key the most underrated study space on campus
the parrot is on our instagram go check it out her name is ariel
there's a shoe closet but someone in my suite insisted on making it her own closet cause her closet isn't big enough well mine isn't either

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