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Bwoglines: Mopping Up Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2015 0 Comments

The U.S. Senate passed the Panglossian-titled “Every Child Achieves Act,” a replacement for the “No Child Left Behind Act” of George W. Bush. The bill “did away with the…mandate of Adequate Yearly Progress, required use of measures in evaluating student success, provided greater access to early childhood education and included a measure to audit and […]

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IGC Greek Judicial Board Chair Winner Accused Of Unfair Electioneering

By Courtney Couillard on Dec 08, 2015 11 Comments

Yesterday evening, the Inter-Greek Council (IGC) held elections for their board, including the election of a new Judicial Board Chair. An anonymous tipster sent us details on the election process, accusing current IGC Director of Internal Affairs and Sigma Nu member Teddy Finkelstein, CC ’17, of unfair organization of last night’s elections. In addition to organizing the elections, […]

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The Ninety-Five Theses

By Bwog Staff on Dec 08, 2015 1 Comments

If you’ve taken Contemporary Civilization or come from a Flyover state with a long history of Scandinavian homesteaders, you are probably familiar with Martin Luther and his 95 theses. Well, we connected the dots and realized it’s not a huge jump from demonstrating the hypocrisy of the Papists to fighting the established patriarchal norms of Academia […]

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SGA: Fighting For Rights

By Caroline Montgomery on Dec 08, 2015 0 Comments

This week’s SGA update brought to you, as always, by staffer Caroline Montgomery, heats up campus even as December marches on. This week, SGA was heated (like our earth! 60 degrees in December!?). The the main agenda was for Associate Dean of Student Life, Alina Wong, to discuss Barnard’s involvement with CUE, the Office of […]

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Call For Closing Remarks

By Bwog Staff on Dec 08, 2015 1 Comments

You’ve been hearing drunk seniors slurring the words “Iiiit’s Cloooosing Tiiimmmee…” as they get kicked out of 1020 at 4 am since September, but this is realer than any bad Semisonic song: the semester is coming to a close! We want you to help us compile a list of your professors’ best end-of-semester remarks/shenanigans for […]

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Bwoglines: Science Trumps All (Including Trump) Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 08, 2015 1 Comments

This one is self explanatory: “Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on.” We figured out what’s going on: a racist crazy is running for President. (Trump Website) Bernie Sanders won the popular vote… for […]

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Breaking: CUMB Releases First Round Of Fall 2015 Orgo Night Posters

By Bwog Staff on Dec 07, 2015 5 Comments

It’s that time of year again folks: the Columbia University Marching Band has released their first round of flyers for this year’s Fall Orgo Night taking place December 16th at 11:59PM in Butler 209. While these posters are definitely less controversial than those of previous years, we expect the event itself to maintain its usual level of offense. As always, Bwog plans […]

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Field Notes: The Organic Meets The Inorganic Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 07, 2015 0 Comments

With finals fast approaching (Oh, hi research paper we never started!!), we observe that the student populace is more receptive to the unnatural melding of the organic (alive, productive) with the inorganic (inanimate, rotting). Below, behold some examples. And as always, send in any contributions to tips@bwog.com or through our anonymous tip form. The Organic […]

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BCSN Protesters Have Released Demands

By Bwog Staff on Dec 07, 2015 18 Comments

The Barnard Columbia Solidarity Network (BCSN) started protesting on Low Steps at 3:30 today, with a sizable but not overwhelming crowd. The network amended a set of demands from the Student Power Coalition (SPC) in order to reflect the race critical lens supported by its membership—member groups include the Mobilized African Diaspora (MAD), Columbia Divest for Climate Justice, Divest […]

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CCSC Discusses Impeachment And A Resolution About Bacchanal

By Joe Milholland on Dec 07, 2015 0 Comments

Things got ~dramatic~ at last night’s CCSC meeting, complete with suspenseful Jeopardy music. But, first things first, Monday marauder Joe Milholland brings you up to date on the latest resolutions for Bacchanal, which may or may not pass. Bacchanal Resolution At Sunday night’s Columbia College Student Council (CCSC) general body meeting, VP of Communications Grayson Warrick […]

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Get (Your Non-Sectarian Decorations) Lit This Holiday Season

By Finn Klauber on Dec 07, 2015 0 Comments

Instead of a Bucket List, Finn Klauber presents to you some holiday-themed opportunities for procrastination. Have you glanced up from the mountain of term papers, theses, notes, and final projects to make holiday plans yet? If you’re like us, you probably fell asleep on those very same term papers, theses, notes, and final projects instead. […]

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Protest For Or Against Anything Today At Low Plaza

By Bwog Staff on Dec 07, 2015 14 Comments

Update, 11:39 am: Changes have been made in the organization of the protest. It is now being run by the Barnard Columbia Solidarity Network (BCSN), a coalition that includes the groups that were part of the Student Power Coalition, but adds to the mix Mobilized African Diaspora and Barnard Columbia Socialists. They will release their […]

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GSSC Says GS Gala Is Almost Here!

Andrew Chee 0

can bwog come to gs gala
everyone go to gs meetings
gs gala is fancy
gs golden globes
GS stands for goop salad
GS students have feelings too
gssc
i can't even think of anything funny to say
just kidding that's mean
school of graduate students?
sorry this is so late i lost track of time

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Bwog Book Club: ‘What Is Not Yours Is Not Yours’

Levi Cohen 0

BRING HELEN OYEYEMI TO COLUMBIA CHALLENGE
bwog book club
helen oyeyemi
short stories are the most delicious form of nutrition
short stories for the barnumbian soul
so many gays!

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Hear Ye, Hear Ye: Senior Wisdom Nominations Are Open

Zoe Sottile 0

and nor will anyone i love
but where do seniors go when they graduate
call for senior wisdom nominations
cheese whiz is wisdomous
do seniors go to a nice farm upstate when they graduate
graduation is a lot like death
im never going to graduate
senior citizen
senior wisdom
who doesn't love attention
wiz khalifa has wisdom

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Barnard Reslife Does Not Know Where The Dorms Are

Bwog Staff 2

bwind beneath my wings
bwog is my personal outlet to complain about my barnumbia related grievances
bwog shits on reslife part 1000
can they PLEASE turn the A/C back on in sulz lol
certain people at reslife work really hard and i appreciate them
get me out of the quad
i fully spent like 10 minutes making a new map of barnard and that says a lot about my procrastination habits
others seem to purposefully fuck with us
this is a joke

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Bwoglines: TFW All Of Your Organs Are On The Wrong Side Of Your Body

Brigid Cromwell 1

~vaccinations~
bye bye brooklyn
her heart was there tho
i <3 organs
idk where my organs are lol
measles is encroaching
my nose will not stop running
spongebob dried up in sandy's dome
when your organs are wildin
you could stop at 5 or 6 stores or just 1

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2019 My Columbia College Journey: Campus (CULT)ure

Leo Bevilacqua 5

ccsc
DEANTINI FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE SINNED
gay jew
I LOVE YOU
im a young tony kushner love me
oh kay but you can't say I wasn't funny
overheard
salted rim
salty
SRSLY DEANTINI PLZ ALLOW ME TO GRADUATE
WHERE IS THE LIE?

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LectureHop: Translation of the Genetic Code (Brakes Included)

Alex Tang 0

biology is the best science don't @ me
bwog science
DNA --> RNA --> Protein
lecturehop
the mitochondria gets all the credit but the ribosome is pretty cool too!
though i will be saying "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" till the day i die

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Barnard Announces Spring 2019 Phi Beta Kappa Inductees

Sarah Braner 2

congrats to all!
meanwhile i'm just trying to keep my head above water in intro bio
phi beta kappa
tried to stick with the tradition of using the athena statue for this kind of post

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