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Orgo Night Teases And Pleases And Eases Very Few

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2014 22 Comments

Two anonymous baby Bwoggers present their review of Orgo Night: Fall 2014 Edition. We sent the freshmen because they didn’t know what to expect. Also they’re less jaded. Last night at 11:30pm in Butler 209, everyone realized—probably—that they had forgotten to take a shower. Sweaty bodies in sweaty sweaters carrying their sweaty parkas milled around […]

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Undergraduate Deans Approve Spring Bacchanal

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2014 17 Comments

Bwog received a press release this afternoon from the Bacchanal Board informing us that a Spring Bacchanal concert will be held on April 4, 2015. This change in date allows for the concert to not fall during the Days on Campus weekend as it has in previous years. While some concerns about the state of Bacchanal have come up through students […]

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Calling Cops On Protesters, Divestment, And CourseWorks2 Discussed At USenate

By Joe Milholland on Dec 12, 2014 0 Comments

Joe Milholland reports back with the latest from the University Senate. At the beginning of the December 11 University Senate plenary, Executive Committee Chair Sharyn O’Halloran talked about the protocols for the University calling the police. At every protest on campus, she stated, VP of Public Safety James McShane notifies the police. However, for the […]

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Food From The Field

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2014 5 Comments

Finals are tough. Maintaining a happy, healthy diet might be even tougher. One Bwogger shares her field food notes from the week. MONDAY 8am: Last night’s halal still stuffed to esophagus. Room only for coffee and disgust and Russian homework not completed. 11am: Feeling hopeful. Maybe will eat a vegetable today. Granola bar for now. […]

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Bwog In Bed: Positively Buttery Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2014 0 Comments

We typically start our mornings with coffee as dark as our souls and some light Bwoglines, but who can manage that during finals? We have exams to take, mornings to sleep in, and trips to Butler to procrastinate. Bwogline: Congress has just passed a bill that will allow $1.1 trillion in spending…amid rancor in the House. (The […]

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Late Night Reading: Orgo Night Script Fall 2014

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2014 67 Comments

While you’re going to have to wait for our full review of Orgo Night, we bring you the script of tonight’s performance by the Columbia University Marching Band. CUMB packed Butler 209 per tradition the night before the Orgo exam and delivered uncomfortable jokes to their audience. Take a break from reading about some boring […]

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Cafes Around Campus: Part Four

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2014 3 Comments

We’ve brought you to cafes in the neighborhood, and your better options right here at home. We’ve shown you classy cafes, conjuring up images of lands far away. Today we bring you back to reality. You’ve got papers due and finals to study for. You can’t remember the last time you showered. Let’s not even […]

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Columbia Mails Class Of 2019 ED Letters

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2014 11 Comments

At 3:00 this afternoon, the Undergraduate Admissions and Financial Aid offices crowded onto College Walk to send the first batch of admission letters for the Class of 2019. Despite the cold weather, the officers somehow managed to remain cheerful—along with their sizable array of camerapeople toting DSLRs, point-and-shoots, phones, and iPads. (Bwog estimates there was […]

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Barnard Board Of Trustees To Review Transgender Admissions Policy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2014 2 Comments

President Spar sent an email to Barnard students this afternoon explaining the Board of Trustees approach to adding a transgender policy to Barnard’s admissions for the future. A handful of all-women’s colleges have already implemented transgender policies in their own admissions. On campus, Barnard students have called for a change to address the non-existent admissions policy for […]

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Columbia B School Does Something Right

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2014 9 Comments

Like us, you probably harbor a burning hatred for the Columbia Business School. Perhaps it’s because they dare claim a building on campus so we have to look at them as they go to class. Perhaps it’s because of that ridiculous sculpture out front, a testament to their lack of culture and also to how they […]

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Orgo Night And Midnight Breakfast, Soon To Interrupt Your Studies, Refresh Your Soul

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2014 35 Comments

Tonight, we celebrate our school as best we know how with communal food before finals and offense given to everyone and everything! At precisely the stroke of midnight, in Butler 209, the Columbia University Marching Band will be hosting “the 60th consecutive 69th semi-annual Orgo Night.” This alleged act of public service (as well as […]

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#TBT: King’s College, Den Of Debauchery

By Henry Litwhiler on Dec 11, 2014 1 Comments

Take a moment, this finals season, and remember this school’s long and noble past. Remember the simpler times, the more idyllic times, the times when prostitutes gathered across the street and young men stole wine from our president. Debauched Bwogger Henry Litwhiler brings you a moment from our glorious, degenerate history. “King’s College” summons up certain idyllic images […]

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Move Out From The Perspective Of The Mouse In My Room

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bwog feels like an abandoned mouse sometimes
mouse narratives
we too will be back in the fall
why does barnard make everyone move out right after finals we're stressed enough already

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Senior Wisdom: Alissa Kruidenier

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hide and eat bagels in peace... in lerner 510 on sunday nights
rip rite aid
rush cmunny?
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Senior Wisdom: Rania Siddique

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interesting coincidence that all the people who say 'deadlines are fake' in their senior wisdoms turned theirs in late
stay hydrated
we've heard rania's thesis is amazing

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Senior Wisdom: Isaac Bautista

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doesn't everyone at columbia have an unnatural sleep schedule
kosovo is serbia
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Bwog In Bed: Going Down With The Blankenship Edition

Zack Abrams 0

breaking the bwogline rules to trigger the libs
i haven't forgotten how badly sza was snubbed at the grammys
mitch mcconnell can meme apparently
the blankenship has blankensunk

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Dark Night Of The (Long-Abandoned) Soul

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bad bwitches only
dark night of the soul
finals
hey guys....take care of urselves
no gods no masters
whats a king to a god

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Campus Figures As Campus Fingers

Bwog Staff 3

bwog is everyone's middle finger
deantini is a toe
next up: campus fingers as bowls of water
one year ago nobody at barnard knew who sian beilock was and now she's two whole fingers
remember when we were actually optimistic about a new barnard president
tag yourself
to quote bwog's wikicu page: 'bwog stays active during finals; they immediately regretted that decision but such is life.'

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Senior Wisdom: Simi Olagundoye

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im writing this in a matcha place <3
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simi dont forget me when you're gone
SIMI I LOVE U IM UR BIGGEST FAN

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