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PSA: Masturbation In Butler

By Bwog Staff on Sep 24, 2014 10 Comments

Written on a bathroom wall…it appears there is an epidemic of people self-pleasuring in Butler…. People usually take a night in the But to study, but recently there have been several eyewitness reports of various people masturbating instead of studying (or maybe while studying? Who knows). According to our reports, these self-pleasuring booty calls to […]

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Found: Cell Phone in St. Paul’s

By Bwog Staff on Sep 24, 2014 2 Comments

A tipster “found a virgin mobile samsung galaxy(?) in the women’s bathroom in the basement of St. Paul’s chapel.” If it’s yours, please contact jsn2124@columbia.edu.

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Chronicles Of Existentialism: Toilet Running Forever

By Bwog Staff on Sep 24, 2014 7 Comments

“And if this be madness in the multitude, it is the same in every particular man. For as in the midst of the sea, though a man perceive no sound of that part of the water next him, yet he is well assured that part contributes as much to the roaring of the sea as […]

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Bwoglines: Rich People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 24, 2014 3 Comments

A condo in NYC is on sale for $130 million, the most expensive apartment listing in the history of the city. (Bloomberg) For you humanities majors looking for “marketable” skills: there are lots of websites with coding tutorials out there, but apparently this one is good enough to get you a job. (Wired) This waitress donated […]

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Columbia Releases New Data On Sexual Assault

By Bwog Staff on Sep 23, 2014 50 Comments

Columbia University has just released updated information pertaining to sexual assault cases on campus. The report details recent developments regarding the new Gender-Based Misconduct Policy, as well as campus resources and prevention education for students, staff, and faculty. An email from Provost John Coatsworth this evening provided more detail into the report and a link to […]

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The Absurdity Of The Package Centre

By Anna Hotter on Sep 23, 2014 3 Comments

B-Roll Productions (formerly Bwog Video) presents its first installment of the new year. For the season premiere, enjoy somewhere quiet and motionless, like the Package Centre line. If you too find beauty in the absurd, you should consider joining B-Roll Productions! No previous film experience necessary— just shoot us an email at video@bwog.com.

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PeopleHop: Lipa Schmeltzer, “The Jewish Elvis”

By Bwog Staff on Sep 23, 2014 3 Comments

Columbia is filled to the brim with unique and interesting people. But let’s be honest, how many of them can say they have 13 solo albums and are a superstar in the world of Hasidic music? Probably only Lipa Schmeltzer, a GS student and father of four. Music mavens Tom Kicak and Dylan Cooper interviewed […]

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Piano Stairs in Lerner

By Bwog Staff on Sep 23, 2014 5 Comments

Yesterday, a bunch of pioneering SEAS students took over a flight of stairs in Lerner to simultaneously create music and annoy everybody trying to study. A Bwog staffer happened upon this magical set of stairs and made some pretty impressive music for your enjoyment; it was like that scene from “Big” but definitely worse. Unfortunately, the musical stairs were removed […]

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Bwoglines: Show Me The Money Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 23, 2014 5 Comments

Chinese e-commerce website Alibaba opened with the largest IPO in history at $25 billion. The fancy guys in suits who underwrote the stock sale will take home more than $300 million. (Yahoo!/Reuters) A British finance guy bet 900,000 pounds that Scotland would choose to remain part of the UK. He was right. His reward? 1,093,333.33 […]

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Field Notes: Social Firsts And Social Vets

By Bwog Staff on Sep 22, 2014 0 Comments

Third weekend of school and the weather is still nice enough to try new things or stick with your weekend routine. However (seemingly) blasé or out of the ordinary, we want to hear about how you choose to spend the next weekend at tips@bwog.com. Notes from those feeling socially adventurous: “Tinder date went well. No shame.” […]

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Lost Keys

By Bwog Staff on Sep 22, 2014 0 Comments

Bwog received a tip this evening about missing keys with this description: “two keys on a teal carabiner with a wooden heart keychain and a tap shoe keychain.” These keys were most likely left on the third floor of Barnard Hall or in Ferris Booth. Be on the lookout!

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2Girls1Snack: Brownie Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 22, 2014 8 Comments

A Bwog tradition is back for the 2014-2015 year – and we’re kicking it off with a classic treat…and with new definitions of the gender roles this title insinuates, because feminism. Foodies Ross Chapman (the champion male taking on this challenge) and Anastasiya Vasilyeva spent their weekend scouring our beloved Morningside to discern the best brownie […]

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Senior Wisdom: Rania Siddique

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interesting coincidence that all the people who say 'deadlines are fake' in their senior wisdoms turned theirs in late
stay hydrated
we've heard rania's thesis is amazing

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Senior Wisdom: Isaac Bautista

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doesn't everyone at columbia have an unnatural sleep schedule
kosovo is serbia
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Bwog In Bed: Going Down With The Blankenship Edition

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breaking the bwogline rules to trigger the libs
i haven't forgotten how badly sza was snubbed at the grammys
mitch mcconnell can meme apparently
the blankenship has blankensunk

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Dark Night Of The (Long-Abandoned) Soul

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bad bwitches only
dark night of the soul
finals
hey guys....take care of urselves
no gods no masters
whats a king to a god

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Campus Figures As Campus Fingers

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bwog is everyone's middle finger
deantini is a toe
next up: campus fingers as bowls of water
one year ago nobody at barnard knew who sian beilock was and now she's two whole fingers
remember when we were actually optimistic about a new barnard president
tag yourself
to quote bwog's wikicu page: 'bwog stays active during finals; they immediately regretted that decision but such is life.'

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Senior Wisdom: Simi Olagundoye

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im writing this in a matcha place <3
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simi dont forget me when you're gone
SIMI I LOVE U IM UR BIGGEST FAN

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Senior Wisdom: Nza-Ari Khepra

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call for senior wisdom
idek what that is
let mckinsey hire me next
nzar-ari is so cool
s/o to cue for letting me meet her bc she's lit
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Senior Wisdom: Alangoya Tezel

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good friends risk their lives for your iPhone
I am actually going to sneak in schermerhorn rn
ill never know what the fuck im doing in life
it's always smart to be friends with a barista
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support your friends! one day they can be rich and help u out

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