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Campus Sex Club: Part Two

By Bwog Staff on Mar 29, 2014 7 Comments

Bwog’s resident porn expert Busty Macmillions continues her analysis of Campus Sex Club, a soft-core porn novel set at Columbia in the ’60s and written by an alum. Read Part One. Trigger warning for dubious consent, misogyny, rape culture, etc. When we last left our horny narrator, Jeff, his new friend Chuck the asshole Speccie […]

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Found Poetry: “Dragon Rights”

By Bwog Staff on Mar 29, 2014 1 Comments

In the depths of Butler 210, a menage of book titles begged to be sculpted into a magnificent poem. It’s like they knew it was (almost) National Poetry Month! The claws of my son, A long black dragon, Divide rice by memory. Those perilous hands and my Memories on reform are Today’s revolution against Dragons […]

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Key Issues, Pee Issues

By Bwog Staff on Mar 29, 2014 12 Comments

In the heat of CCSC campaign madness, the candidates are plastering posters on every available surface. Even the bathroom stalls–the one place you thought was yours. Viv and Ben (CC ’16) have an interesting campaign platform to promote. Although it raises the question: where is the gender equality in this proposal? Urinal headrests, liberty, and […]

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Overseen: Sk8er on Uris Statue

By Bwog Staff on Mar 29, 2014 5 Comments

At midnight a few nights ago some daredevil made that weird corkscrew statue in front of Uris into his personal skate ramp and sent us the evidence. Some minor research reveals it is called Curl which is super clever. There’s a lot of dexterity going on in this photo; color us impressed.

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Bwoglines: Going Global Edition

By Bwog Staff on Mar 29, 2014 0 Comments

England and Wales hop on the slowly but steadily moving marriage equality bandwagon. (BBC) No need to fear: that Turkish Twitter account you surely follow is going to survive. (Belfast Telegraph) An ideal solution to having to interact with other humans. Plus, you’ll look super cool wearing it. (The Ledger) PrezBo touted diversity at the University of […]

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Screw The Stacks

By Bwog Staff on Mar 28, 2014 5 Comments

We heard about a sexpert, a master of hooking up in our favorite library, so we joined him for a personal tour of the sexiest spots in Butler. Bwog and the legend—let’s call him “Jerry” to get the “BJ” effect in the dialogue— met in Butler’s majestic lobby, shook hands, and got down to business. Bwog: […]

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Rising Sophomore Housing Quiz

By Bwog Staff on Mar 28, 2014 0 Comments

Bwog knows that picking a dorm can be a stressful activity for freshmen (or “rising sophomores” in Housing terminology). We’ve created a quick quiz to help you figure out which dorm is right for you. Enjoy!

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Architectural Appreciation: Schermerhorn

By Bwog Staff on Mar 28, 2014 3 Comments

Artur Renault did what many would consider a self-destructive act. He went deep inside Schermerhorn for fun. The results of this mad expedition are laid before you. From the outside, it looks pretty normal. It almost beckons you to go inside. “Come in, I’m just like Havemeyer or Dodge, or any other brick building with […]

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Student Input, Really?

By Bwog Staff on Mar 28, 2014 2 Comments

You, too, can have input on our new Dean of Undergraduate Student Affairs, according to an email just sent out by Deantini and Dean Boyce. Win the lottery, abide by “confidentiality requirements,” and help Storbeck and PrezBo narrow it down next Tuesday and Friday. The academic headhunters Storbeck/Pimentel and Associates began the search to replace Ke$ho (and interim dean Terry […]

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SGA: Safety, SJP, Elections

By Bwog Staff on Mar 28, 2014 1 Comments

Monday’s SGA meeting was hands-down the most intense meeting of the school year—so intense that Barnard Bureau Chief Lauren Beltrone had to record it so she wouldn’t miss a beat. If you want to read the part about Columbia Students for Justice in Palestine, skip to the fourth paragraph. There were three distinctive chunks of […]

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Teddy Takes Manhattan

By Bwog Staff on Mar 28, 2014 1 Comments

Today is the last day to buy tickets for Columbia’s very own TEDx Conference that is happening tomorrow at 10 am in Low. The focus of this year’s event is “Why commit?” It’s a vague question that has wide-ranging consequences to be explored by star-studded speakers. Impressive attendees include Olympians Sasha Cohen and Tim Morehouse, […]

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Bacchanal Tries To Fix Things

By Bwog Staff on Mar 28, 2014 9 Comments

Battle of the Bands is canceled, but in brighter news The Bacchanal Executive Board is starting to leak some information. Most significantly the headliner will be announced April 1st. Read below for the full press release. We regret the missteps that led to the cancellation of this year’s Battle of the Bands, which was supposed to […]

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Personals: Cara And David

Idris O'Neill 1

a zack shoutout!!! we see u
cara is such a star
new england is stepping out in these personals
tag urself im meat

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What’s Happening In Columbia Sports

Abby Rubel 0

Bwog does sports
bworts
good luck women's squash!
i wish the basketball teams could get their shit together
is regina george on our lacrosse team
let's be real men's basketball peaked at brown last week

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Bwoglines: Close Rikers Edition

Idris O'Neill 0

bad bwitches only
bcrw is full of amazing women
de blasio opening up more prisons is a dub
go to the bcrw event!!!
rikers closing is a W
rip kalief browder
they hosted invisible no more last semester and it was life changing

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Woe, Woe! Your Professor Wants You To Purchase A New Textbook Even Though It’s February

Levi Cohen 0

@professors PLACE ORDERS FOR YOUR BOOKS
based on a true story?
bookstore employee or therapist: you decide
high tragedy
remember scary stories to tell in the dark
this isnt hard
Uris rly is that ugly

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V124 West End Preview Fails To Entertain

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over-enthusiastic and not particularly intriguing describes like half our classes
shoutout to the people who complimented our 'fuck the varsity show' shirts
sorority jokes seem so like last year
talmage wise can redeem anything
v124
v124? more like v12-bore
varsity show
we really wanted to like it this year

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The Trials And Tribulations Of Ordering Postmates At Columbia

Sarah Harty 0

dont be mean to me in the comments
im aware this is not the only option
ordering when the chastity gates are closed <<<
still i will continue to use it
this is a psa
you cant even find out your rating like on uber

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Personals: Victoria And Kate

Bwog Staff 1

harry potter haters need not apply ever tbh
jk rowling has disappointed me so much lately though
personals
that reading nook is the best thing i've ever seen
victoria is lying lots of things redeem her as a human being

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Best Places On Campus To Ugly Cry In Peace

Isabel Sepúlveda 0

i'm not extra enough to cry at the sundial
if i'm not crying i'm dying
make sure if you're crying in a bathroom
or 2-ply toilet paper
wear sunglasses and you can cry anywhere without being geographically restricted
where are the squash courts i like the sound of those

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