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How Hard Is Your…Paper?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 6 Comments

In honor of all the papers being written this week (inb4 SEAS complaints—we know, we know! You’re working much harder than all of us combined!) paired together with the extreme thirst apparent on CU Admirers, let’s talk about sex. We’ve already determined how CC and LitHum authors are in bed, but how about us lowly […]

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Actual Wisdom: Bruce Robbins

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 7 Comments

For today’s Actual Wisdom, we have Bruce Robbins, of previous and expansive Bwog fame. You know it’s a good sign when they already have a Bwog tag to their name. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: Justify my existence? Can’t be done. When people all around me are getting stonewalled or downsized, why […]

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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 1 Comments

If all you wanna do is scream, here’s how to do it. Reposted for your auditory pleasure, the extra-comprehensive guide on letting it loose. Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for noobs: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the […]

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Drawing a Blank

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 82 Comments

Update, 8:30 pm Parida sends us this follow-up message to you, dear readers, to clarify your questions/concerns/finals-induced-rants: “Hey guys this was a joke. I turned it in and then turned in a real assignment afterwards. Good luck on your finals. Don’t do what you thought I did. That would be bad.” Parida, CC ’15, submitted four […]

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Senior Wisdom: Kendall Tucker

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 16 Comments

Name, Hometown, School: Kendall Hope Tucker, Sudbury Massachusetts, Columbia College Claim to fame? President of the Roosevelt Institute, perpetual freshman, person who won’t stop gloating about the Red Sox Where are you going? Home with a few stops on the way! First Israel, then DC for a few months (where I’ll be working at a start-up tech firm). […]

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Day In The Life: Staffer Drinks All Of The Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 15 Comments

For the next couple of days Bwog will be unrolling our daily schedules to give the ED admits to the Class of 2018 a slightly…different…view of the typical Columbian. Up today, another anonymous staffer details her usual Sunday. 1:02 pm: Roll out of bed and vow never to drink again. I chug an entire Nalgene of water […]

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Bwog Got Its Own TLC Show

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

We all know that everyone is scraping along those final dollars until you go home and make your parents buy your coffee for you subsidize your spending needs. Also, it can be a little embarrassing to go home to mom and only bring home a couple disappointing C’s and new notches on your belt. To […]

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Bwog In Bed: The Last Lazy Sunday

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

After last night’s “snowstorm” revelries, we invite you all to crawl into bed with us for a few more minutes on this last lazy Sunday of the year. You’re so close to the end of finals you can taste it. There’s still studying and essay writing to be done, but that can all wait for […]

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College Walk Archetypes: Chain-Smoking Intellectual

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Remember the glory of Butler Archetypes? We missed them on Bwog so we’re bringing them back with an eye for College Walk (and being incredibly liberal in our definition of “College Walk” such that it basically constitutes anything between Butler and Low). First up, we asked Features Editor Alexander Pines to give us the chain-smoking […]

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An Orgo Virgin Walks Into 209…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 24 Comments

At the last Bwog meeting, we asked who wanted to review Orgo Night. Elizabeth Self asked “What’s Orgo Night?” We responded, “Don’t worry about it just show up to Butler 209 at 11:30 pm.” So for you this semester we have two accounts of Orgo Night: from an Orgo virgin and a more, uh, experienced […]

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Sophomore Year Checklist: Shouldn’t You Be Good At This By Now?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 2 Comments

Sophomores have a year of college under their collective belts already but that doesn’t mean they are suddenly wise. They just screw up in slightly more sophisticated and shameful ways than freshman year. Maybe it’s a learning experience? Or maybe sophomore year is just a little bit miserable. Bwog is rooting for you. The Slump […]

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Actual Wisdom: Richard Pious

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

It’s the weekend! Our suggestion to you on this snowy Saturday is to forgo Butler and curl up in your bed by the window to do your studying as the snow falls. To help you along the path to enlightenment, we bring you the wisdom of Richard Pious, who’s “just a humble professor.” Justify your […]

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Healthy Stress Eating Foods

Ramisa Murshed 0

baby carrots are just cut up regular carrots
but i always thought that they were j .. grown smaller or smth lol
frozen grapes trump room temperature/chilled grapes
green grapes trump red grapes
omg dried mango is rly good too but i think there's a lot of sugar in that
slap some peanut butter on your banana too
yogurt? yoghurt... yoghurts

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GSSC Discusses Transparency And Disabilities On Campus

Alex Tang 0

bwog gives you the 411 on all student government meetings
columbia's taking a real bet with that ten thousand dollar cash prize
did someone say free candy
gssc
no sexy costume category (yet)
transparency is good we support transparency

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Bwoglines: Things Are Heating Up Edition

Megan Ka Wei Chew 3

bwoglines
dont rly get how the anti metro thing is gonna work
had to google convert 100 F to celsius
is the man hot now tho
listen..
love that some hot wind is called santa anas
read a headline that xi jinping is becoming the new mao and that is ....... something
things are hot hot hot
what about the ppl that don't hv smartphones etc

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Columbia Removes Controversial Time Management Chart

Jenny Zhu 6

administration
bwop tart
deantini
mental health
problematic
time management

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Warm Places To Study On Campus

Bwog Staff 1

also no where in lerner is safe that bitch stays frosty
bwog baby daddy
have probably seen my literal breath in the iab before
speaking from my experience as a single shiver
where to study and not lose your mind/toes to hypothermia

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ESC Talks Contraception And Class Events: More Updates

Zoe Sottile 0

bwog coverage for decades
bwog is punny
deep issues and desserts
dont dodge dodge
esc does stuff
food is still lyf
so many foods
therapy doggos omg
this is not a drill

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SGA Talks Health and Disability

Dassi Karp 0

fifteen minutes is nothing
hi angela
may the work force be with you
q and a
smoothies are exciting
so much eye contact. desserts after dark
so wholesome
wrc

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Bobst LibraryHop

Sarah Dahl 1

212 hisae's
bobst
boning in bobst
butler
elmer
libraries
no stacks though
nyu
ramen tho
roar violets roar...
shoutout to NYU connects
smoking culture
studying
thanks NYU local
the 1 train fucking sucks
the closest express stop is 14th st
wasquapah
why does food around columbia suck so much

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