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BwogSex: Copulating in the Crypt

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 8 Comments

Some of you more cultured Bwoggers may have heard of this thing called Columbia Admirers. The on-again, off-again, on-again (limited time offer) Facebook page has been the subject of many anonymous confessions and declarations of “dat ass.” Today BwogSex and Columbia Admirers brings you a story of daring heroics and steamy finishes. As always, send in any and all […]

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How Hard Is Your…Paper?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 6 Comments

In honor of all the papers being written this week (inb4 SEAS complaints—we know, we know! You’re working much harder than all of us combined!) paired together with the extreme thirst apparent on CU Admirers, let’s talk about sex. We’ve already determined how CC and LitHum authors are in bed, but how about us lowly […]

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Actual Wisdom: Bruce Robbins

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 7 Comments

For today’s Actual Wisdom, we have Bruce Robbins, of previous and expansive Bwog fame. You know it’s a good sign when they already have a Bwog tag to their name. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: Justify my existence? Can’t be done. When people all around me are getting stonewalled or downsized, why […]

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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 1 Comments

If all you wanna do is scream, here’s how to do it. Reposted for your auditory pleasure, the extra-comprehensive guide on letting it loose. Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for noobs: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the […]

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Drawing a Blank

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 82 Comments

Update, 8:30 pm Parida sends us this follow-up message to you, dear readers, to clarify your questions/concerns/finals-induced-rants: “Hey guys this was a joke. I turned it in and then turned in a real assignment afterwards. Good luck on your finals. Don’t do what you thought I did. That would be bad.” Parida, CC ’15, submitted four […]

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Senior Wisdom: Kendall Tucker

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 16 Comments

Name, Hometown, School: Kendall Hope Tucker, Sudbury Massachusetts, Columbia College Claim to fame? President of the Roosevelt Institute, perpetual freshman, person who won’t stop gloating about the Red Sox Where are you going? Home with a few stops on the way! First Israel, then DC for a few months (where I’ll be working at a start-up tech firm). […]

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Day In The Life: Staffer Drinks All Of The Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 15 Comments

For the next couple of days Bwog will be unrolling our daily schedules to give the ED admits to the Class of 2018 a slightly…different…view of the typical Columbian. Up today, another anonymous staffer details her usual Sunday. 1:02 pm: Roll out of bed and vow never to drink again. I chug an entire Nalgene of water […]

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Bwog Got Its Own TLC Show

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

We all know that everyone is scraping along those final dollars until you go home and make your parents buy your coffee for you subsidize your spending needs. Also, it can be a little embarrassing to go home to mom and only bring home a couple disappointing C’s and new notches on your belt. To […]

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Bwog In Bed: The Last Lazy Sunday

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

After last night’s “snowstorm” revelries, we invite you all to crawl into bed with us for a few more minutes on this last lazy Sunday of the year. You’re so close to the end of finals you can taste it. There’s still studying and essay writing to be done, but that can all wait for […]

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College Walk Archetypes: Chain-Smoking Intellectual

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Remember the glory of Butler Archetypes? We missed them on Bwog so we’re bringing them back with an eye for College Walk (and being incredibly liberal in our definition of “College Walk” such that it basically constitutes anything between Butler and Low). First up, we asked Features Editor Alexander Pines to give us the chain-smoking […]

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An Orgo Virgin Walks Into 209…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 24 Comments

At the last Bwog meeting, we asked who wanted to review Orgo Night. Elizabeth Self asked “What’s Orgo Night?” We responded, “Don’t worry about it just show up to Butler 209 at 11:30 pm.” So for you this semester we have two accounts of Orgo Night: from an Orgo virgin and a more, uh, experienced […]

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Sophomore Year Checklist: Shouldn’t You Be Good At This By Now?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 2 Comments

Sophomores have a year of college under their collective belts already but that doesn’t mean they are suddenly wise. They just screw up in slightly more sophisticated and shameful ways than freshman year. Maybe it’s a learning experience? Or maybe sophomore year is just a little bit miserable. Bwog is rooting for you. The Slump […]

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Lisa Rosen-Metsch Named Dean Of General Studies

Abby Rubel 0

general studies
isn't mailman the school that sent out the fake acceptances
new dean
oooooh a JTS alumna!
public health is v important

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SGA Discusses Seven Sisters, Survey Results

Dassi Karp 1

I need to develop my career
It's good to hear that STEM students are lacking
it's very different it's rural
love the tripod
my stat prof would maybe enjoy this?
newsflush
seven sisters
the meetings are on mondas come join me
what's cool radcliffe
who is taking cs with me next semester

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Bwoglines: The Justice Journalism And Juice Edition

Roberta Rhyse 0

all your coats are belong to us
coat drive
earthquakes are bad
Hello mum
I am a journalist
I spend way to much money in Nuss
orange is healthy
orange juice is good for u and the soul
the patriarchy is to blame
this whole sexual assault thing is so distressing

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Field Notes: Another Weekend of FAPing Edition

Thomas Saenz 0

cold sores and kissing
fancy wine
fap away
field notes
getting so high you can't remember a concert is a low
invite me to the party next time
no skinny dipping at cornell
someone take me to the Bryant park winter village
why the fuck can't I see p Diddy in public

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Pret A Manger Is Coming To MoHi

Youngweon Lee 1

meanwhile check out our post about stores in mohi that no one goes to
still not really sure what pret a manger is but i guess i'll find out
well hello pret we're looking forward to seeing you too
what's gonna take aerosole's space when they leave?

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CCSC Finalizes CUCR Complaint, Hates Student Advising

Nadra Rahman 3

advisoradvisor
AOII
ccsc
cucr
cucr needs to fight me
our advisor once told us off for calling him mr. instead of dr. lmao
shoutout to nadra for being a real one and writing all this
we have never directly addressed him ever since

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Bwoglines: Breast Cancer Awareness Edition

Thomas Saenz 2

bwoglines
go donate blood its for a good cause
I'm dead inside rns
lmaooo joe biden DIPPED at that question
pray for me and my failing fro sci grade
rip spirit halloween
rush bwog
the Iran earthquake is some scary shit
we love seeing public education become better quality

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A Bucket List To Make The Core Great Again

Lexie Lehmann 1

eric holder
i think i developed corporal tunnel while writing this post
is that even how you spell corporal tunnel
kick the bucket list
procrastination workshop
so many events
SOS
writing this post instead of doing my cc assignment

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