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USenate: A Refresher

By Bwog Staff on Oct 11, 2013 7 Comments

With all this talk of USenate elections, Bwog’s been fielding the same question: so what exactly is the University Senate…? To that, Bwog groans and rolls our eyes: we’ve gone over this already!! To that end, we’re reposting an interview from last month with Jared Odessky, CC’15, about the Senate, just in time for you to […]

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Bwoglines: Back to Nature Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 11, 2013 0 Comments

Some people just can’t wait for their chance to witness the natural splendor of Utah. Or maybe the state is just sick of losing that tourism money. (CNN) Elephants have feelings too. In fact, they might even have the same feelings as humans. (BBC) Where are our fall leaves??? Apparently even San Fran’s have changed […]

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Fireside Chat: Globalization, Globalization, Globalization (And Canada)

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 6 Comments

On Tuesday evening the ever-indomitable President Bollinger hosted one of his intimate (75 guests), candid (carefully prepared questions), and free-food decked Fireside Chats at 60 Morningside Drive. Curious staircase climber Alexandra Avvocato was in attendance, ready to both report and eat as many miniature sliders as possible. Climbing up the marble staircase of Bollinger’s mansion, […]

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The Conspiracy Theorist: Hartley Hospitality Desk

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 6 Comments

Now that Breaking Bad is over, Bwog has to wonder what Hartley Hospitality Desk workers do whilst ignoring our maintenance requests to: have our locks fixed, get our broken toilets replaced (looking at you, Carman), and help us raise/lower/rebuild our beds. Naturally, we knew Blue Cheetah would have the answer, as our trusty source for […]

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Follow Your Dreams: Fuzzy Animals Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 4 Comments

Janelle Batta, BC ’11, might be a boring paralegal by day (she thanks LionSHARE for that), but by night she saves the animals of New York City. There’s a fundraiser from 7-10 pm tomorrow night—Pawty at Pourhouse—where your alcoholism can benefit the animals of the animal rescue All Sentient Beings. Bwog’s Feline Fanatic Sarah Faith […]

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Shit My Textbook Says

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 0 Comments

Bwog asked for the weird things seen in textbooks. Here’s what we got. No shit, Sherlock: From a book on McCarthyism: “It’s hard to have a witch-hunt without witches” The editors forgot to take it out of the final draft: From a chapter on cyclic molecules: “‘Clearly the ring had an unwholesome power…’ —J.R.R. Tolkien, Lord […]

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Pastry Poetry in Butler: Cheesecake Brownie

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 3 Comments

In today’s Butler Café poetry, Bwog isn’t sure whether Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana wrote this description. In any case, the cheesecake brownie isn’t too shy about its double identity.

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John Jay No Longer Quite So Hot

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 6 Comments

Thanks to the 1100-signature petition delivered by Student–Worker Solidarity to Columbia Dining, John Jay Dining Hall workers no longer have to endure a ridiculously hot kitchen. Pizza-baking, which apparently puts out a lot of heat, has been moved downstairs until Dining can put in better ventilation. Press release: This evening, workers at John Jay excitedly […]

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Bwoglines: Is This The Onion? Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 0 Comments

Are you still feeling sad that Breaking Bad is over? Cry no more! The One World Symphony House here in New York is remaking it. As an opera. An anti-Semitic Elmo was arrested in Times Square and sentenced to a year in jail. Oh, and he also tried to extort the Girl Scouts for $2 […]

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USenate Candidates Announced

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 37 Comments

As we announced earlier, after an interesting turn of events, there will be a direct election for the University Senate. There will be a debate in the Lerner Satow Room on Sunday from 4:30-5:30 pm and polls will open next Wednesday. The candidate list has just been announced and is as follows: Conor Skelding Alexander Andresian Yassamin Issapour David Kang David Froomkin Marc Heinrich […]

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Swingers Invite Ty Cobb to Stay

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 1 Comments

Bwog was tipped about an interesting addition to a double in the LLC. Check out the picture and post below. Sometimes even a double can feel lonely, which may explain why a pair of roommates chose to welcome a life-size poster of baseball player Ty Cobb into their home. Now, it serves as a welcoming and terrifying surprise […]

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www.LectureHop.com/r/founders

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 4 Comments

It was a night of memes, millionaire know-how, passionate creativity, and indispensable advice. Sunday, October 6th, the Columbia Organization for Rising Entrepreneur’s hosted an event which brought reddit co-founder and webshow host, Alexis Ohanian, to the Roone Arledge Cinema – along with two other notable new-tech moguls and former CC students, Jared Hecht CC ’09 […]

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“Measure Heaped In Joy”: Bwog Reviews KCST’s As You Like It

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arts review
betsy procrastinated on writing this review by reading everyone's program bios
bwog loves shakespeare's dick jokes
drunk show = best show
kcst
shakespeare
shout-out to the kcst program for putting everyone's class and year next to their bios!! wish all shows did that!!!!
we really wanted one of those s'mores from the campfire scene though
when will kcst do a show on barnard's campus? (just kidding we know dean hinkson would never let them)

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How To Effectively And Efficiently Get Signed Into EC

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don't actually try most of these methods
how to get signed into ec
i hate ec parties tbh
last week i went to 3 different ec parties in a row and they all sucked
theres never enough alcohol at ec parties
this is NOT A SERIOUS POST don't do this at home
trying too hard to get turnt

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It’s Lit In The Lab: A Sonnet About Science Research

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all that orgo wasn't just made up
at least it rhymes
if i had a nickel for everytime my pipette tip didn't fit into my pipette i could afford to pay full tuition at columbia
ok but is it sterile?
pulitzer worthy poetry
true doubt is forgetting whether or not all the reagents were added to the PCR

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Bwoglines: Amadeus Edition

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bwoglines
congressional dumpster fire
don't expect bullet trains anytime soon
how hard is it to cross the hudson
my personal favorite is the sonata in a minor k310
orgo can't buy you chanel

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A Tale Of Two Colleges: Bwog Reviews The 123rd Annual Varsity Show

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" this could go a million different ways i guess we'll just see
"i only shop at Saks
123rd annual varsity show
a tale of two colleges
all the one liners were seriously so fucking hilarious
DSpar
dspar is so extra yikes
Goldberg
gr8 job everyone really
i put more work into this review than i have into any of my finals so far
read Bwog
tom's
varsity show
XOXO

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Call Out: Columbia’s Fake Love For CUMB

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bring back orgo night
columbia admin y u always lyin
fake love fake love
fakest email we've ever read?
rip fun at CU
straight up to our face
straight up to our vase
what's the truth
whats going on

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Shit Our Notes Say: Reading Week Edition

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devil looks like dobby
i can't wait until we start talking about freud in cc
not quite sure what performativity is btw
shit our notes say
we're out here needing to pee but still thinking about bwog pitches
wow

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Bwog Love: That One Person Who Always Likes Our Posts

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bwog love
watch as this person doesn't like this post
when are you free
you were gone for a while and i noticed

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