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‘Twas The Dark Night Of The Soul, And All Through The House…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2013 13 Comments

….not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. We’ve all had some dark nights lately. We’re all likely to have a few more before Friday. Tonight, let us gather in honor and tribute of those souls who briefly succumbed to that darkness, and provided us both with photographic evidence and solemn remembrance.

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Snowball Fight Warps Into War On Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 14 Comments

Late last night we got a tip about an attack from the War on Fun (it’s back) that occurred at Saturday night’s Snowball Fight. We present the story to you in full: Okay so in the middle of the snowball fight last [Saturday] night, a few dedicated souls opted to forgo the catharsis of violently […]

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Actual Wisdom: Christia Mercer

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 12 Comments

We’re officially in the last business week of finals. To remind you why you all came here/get you back to your roots, our Actual Wisdom storyteller tonight is Christia Mercer, a modern day Homer. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: Why do you think I exist? Claim to fame: Fame is a relative […]

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Study Break It Down With SHARP

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 0 Comments

It’s finals and things are kinda dark. But why not cheer up with some musical stylings from the lovely boys of SHARP? Throughout the week, as you’re taking finals, we’ll give you some quick study breaks featuring the talented musical groups at Columbia. Here, SHARP honors the greatest musical genius of our time, featuring a […]

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Junior Year Checklist: Already Over It

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 13 Comments

Everyone forgets about junior year. Freshman year is for #COLLEGE, sophomore year is for slumping, and senior year is for #COLLEGE round two. But what about junior year? Bwog’s got you covered. Here’s everything you need to get done before ohmyGodI’maseniorhow’dthathappenI’msoOLD. Embrace the Ennui Change your sophomore “no fucks given” attitude to the more positively phrased […]

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Primal Scream Your Heart Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 3 Comments

Last night y’all screamed for Primal Scream, one of the few traditions we keep up here at this fine university, along with losing our minds during finals seasons, writing weirdly aggressive passive aggressive notes, and misplacing brownstones. This year, the Class of 2014 attempted a new tradition, with about 30 seniors gathering at Alma to […]

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Senior Wisdom: Kyla Cheung

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 16 Comments

In our continuing series of midyear Senior Wisdoms for midyear graduates, we bring you Kyla Cheung, who’s been working on her Senior Wisdom for years. Seriously. Name, Hometown, School: Kyla, Jersey, Barnumbia Claim to fame? Ha, “fame.” Mmhm. Okay. I suspect I got nominated for this because I started writing parts of this Senior Wisdom years ago. […]

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Day In The Life: Sophomore Needs Closure, Likes Editing

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 2 Comments

While our past staffer schedules have revolved around our rather unproductive weekends, Senior Staff Writer Julia Goodman brings the Class of 2018 her average Monday. 7:00 am: My alarm goes off. Ugh…five more minutes… 7:05 am: My alarm goes off again. 7:10 am: And again. 7:15 am: And again. Time for the most difficult decision […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Beginning of the End

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 0 Comments

Whether today is your ticket to freedom or the beginning of a new wave of finals, Bwog invites you to hop in bed with us for a few minutes before you start your Monday. Oh, you thought we meant that in a sexual way? Get your mind out of the gutter. This is about cuddling […]

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BwogSex: Copulating in the Crypt

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 8 Comments

Some of you more cultured Bwoggers may have heard of this thing called Columbia Admirers. The on-again, off-again, on-again (limited time offer) Facebook page has been the subject of many anonymous confessions and declarations of “dat ass.” Today BwogSex and Columbia Admirers brings you a story of daring heroics and steamy finishes. As always, send in any and all […]

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How Hard Is Your…Paper?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 6 Comments

In honor of all the papers being written this week (inb4 SEAS complaints—we know, we know! You’re working much harder than all of us combined!) paired together with the extreme thirst apparent on CU Admirers, let’s talk about sex. We’ve already determined how CC and LitHum authors are in bed, but how about us lowly […]

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Actual Wisdom: Bruce Robbins

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 7 Comments

For today’s Actual Wisdom, we have Bruce Robbins, of previous and expansive Bwog fame. You know it’s a good sign when they already have a Bwog tag to their name. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: Justify my existence? Can’t be done. When people all around me are getting stonewalled or downsized, why […]

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Give Us Your Wise, Your Witty, Your Senior Wisdom Nominations

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anonymous words of wisdom
bwog needs you
enlighten us seniors!
nominate meryl streep
nominations that aren't political
pls only people who are graduating this semester - last fall so many people messed this up
politics is dead
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2017
still want to know if beilock would choose oral sex or cheese

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Bwoglines: The Subway Doom Edition

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doom and gloom
europe is dying
my roommate forgot what thanksgiving was
Pantsuit nation
protect merkel at all costs
riders alliance sounds sexual
shoutout to TFL
subway system sucks
thanksgiving break can't come soon enough

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How To Make The Most Out Of Your Trip Home For Thanksgiving

Zoe Rossetto Metcalfe 0

bwog loves everyone
eat a lot of food
finallyyyy break
going back to cali
gonna enjoy the fucking 95 degree weather back home
I've been waiting 2109348 years for this
if you're staying on campus there's lots of cool things to do too!
just wish it could be longer
self care is the move for your break
sleep!! whether on campus or at home

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Field Notes: Save The Fucking Turtles Edition

Thomas Saenz 2

how do you not get caught drinking out of a water bottle
I needa start speaking Spanish or Italian for free shit
I wanna go to the Michelangelo exhibit
omg at the person who ended their vegetarianism
poor turtles
save the mother fucking turtles
symposium was too much
too much sangria for lots of people

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Stages Of Getting Cuffed At Columbia

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happy cuffing season
have yall missed these dumb love and relationships posts? i havent written one in a while
its cold outside! cuff someone just for snuggling purposes
its okay to permanently stay on step 7! my aunt is 43 and still on step 7
once i said in casual conversation w my parents sth about "when im married" and they were like "YOU'RE GONNA MARRY SOMEONE?" thanks mom and dad
pray to venus tonight

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CCSC Looks To The Future, Appoints Interim CEB Chair

Nadra Rahman 0

"i'm sorry for being so unprofessional" - rosin after needing to take a break
banned
bwog is hardcore CUE
ccsc
CEB
COOP for asthmatics
last hurrah of the spirit of the sandwich ambassador
mo money mo problems was the number 1 song on the billboards the week we were born <3
with great power comes great meetings

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Bwoglines: Dropped Butter Edition

Thomas Saenz 0

I hate NYC why can't our infrastructure be nice for once
I hope Manson rots in the pits of hell forever
I'm getting to the bottom of this butter shit
it wasn't even that windy yesterday too which is the scary part???
Mugabe is a piece of trash too
now I never want to walk under scaffolding
thank god Charles Manson is dead
who ARE you butter dropper

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A Bucket List For The Tiny Time Before Thanksgiving

Lexie Lehmann 0

bucket list
good thing break is soon
i love thanksgiving
kick the bucket list
not many events this week
thanksgiving bucket list
turkey day bucket list
who else is creeped out by this public domain image

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