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College Walk Archetypes: Chain-Smoking Intellectual

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Remember the glory of Butler Archetypes? We missed them on Bwog so we’re bringing them back with an eye for College Walk (and being incredibly liberal in our definition of “College Walk” such that it basically constitutes anything between Butler and Low). First up, we asked Features Editor Alexander Pines to give us the chain-smoking […]
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An Orgo Virgin Walks Into 209…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 24 Comments

At the last Bwog meeting, we asked who wanted to review Orgo Night. Elizabeth Self asked “What’s Orgo Night?”  We responded, “Don’t worry about it just show up to Butler 209 at 11:30 pm.” So for you this semester we have two accounts of Orgo Night: from an Orgo virgin and a more, uh, experienced […]
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Sophomore Year Checklist: Shouldn’t You Be Good At This By Now?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 2 Comments

Sophomores have a year of college under their collective belts already but that doesn’t mean they are suddenly wise. They just screw up in slightly more sophisticated and shameful ways than freshman year. Maybe it’s a learning experience? Or maybe sophomore year is just a little bit miserable. Bwog is rooting for you. The Slump […]
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Actual Wisdom: Richard Pious

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

It’s the weekend! Our suggestion to you on this snowy Saturday is to forgo Butler and curl up in your bed by the window to do your studying as the snow falls. To help you along the path to enlightenment, we bring you the wisdom of Richard Pious, who’s “just a humble professor.” Justify your […]
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Actual Quote: “I sat on Lee Bollinger’s bed and was watching football on TV.”

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Before Bollinger was president of Columbia, he was president of Michigan. And despite the way he left—setting off a not-minor kerfluffle at UMich by leaving right after averring that he had no intention to leave—PrezBo left his mark on UMich. See, at right, PrezBo at a house party he hosted after a huge UMich football […]
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Day In The Life: Sophomore Calls Mom, Double Dates

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 15 Comments

Continuing our welcome of the Early Decision admits to the Class of 2018, Bwog presents Saturday Daily Editor Britt Fossum’s typical Saturday.  8:30 am: Woken up by Skype noises coming from an open computer. It was left open because I fell asleep fully dressed at 9 PM the night before waiting for a friend to […]
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The Puppies are Coming, The Puppies are Coming!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 11 Comments

Yes, there is a thing called the Puppy Coalition. And yes, they are coming to a freshman dorm near you! From 1:45pm-3:30pm there will be puppies in the John Jay and Furnald lounges. In addition there will be “crazy holiday crafts,” and something described as “back rubs” from a masseuse team called “Stressbusters” in John Jay. […]
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Bwog in Bed: A Quick Breather

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 0 Comments

You have a whole weekend to study and that should be plenty, right? You’re going to ace that Monday test because you’re starting to study now, right? Right?! Bwogline: Bad things happen in Colorado. (CNN) Finals Tip: You don’t actually have to study as long as you look the part. Wear sweatpants/yoga pants/baseball hats/shapeless clothing. As long […]
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SAE’s Side of the Story

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 7 Comments

After hearing about toddler frat Sigma Alpha Epsilon having their recognition withdrawn, Bwog’s Sarah Faith Thompson sat down with two former senior brothers. They spoke openly about what happened under the condition of anonymity.   The night began with a pregame in a frat member’s suite where pledges were invited via mass text message. Senior members […]
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Actual Wisdom: Roger Anderson

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

True wisdom comes when you need it most. Today, Roger Anderson blatantly disregards the 30 words or fewer limit. We’ll forgive him somehow.  Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I aim for a life “well lived”, while pushing the frontiers of science and particularly computational learning. And I know I am leaving a legacy […]
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We Wouldn’t Touch You With a Ten-Foot Poll

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

As you may recall, Bwog has recently been on a journey of self-discovery and institutional memory in which we trawl through Columbia’s history to bring you cool things. Recently, we sat down in the RBML with a huge stack of old yearbooks to find weird memorabilia and embarrassing pictures of Obama. While we kind of […]
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In Defense Of: Taking a Night Off

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

It’s been a long couple of days in the mad pre-finals crunch. You deserve a break. Internet Enthusiast Elizabeth Self tells you why. I see you over there. Yes, you. Droopy-eyed, head propped up on arm, huge backpack on the floor and study guide open, though you’re scrolling slower than the snow on the Hamilton […]
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Bwoglines: Is Bobsled Short For Robertsled Edition

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  • gravity: so attractive
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  • see lady bird instead of justice league
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First World (First Year) Problems: I Got Moved To EC

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  • Hospitality we love you
  • Sam smith induces the depression I didn't even know I had
  • self care is probably the only lesson I will take away from Columbia
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Columbia Football: Ivy League Champions?

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  • go ross
  • shoutout to my history prof that always tells us to go to football games
  • we have a sports section too!
  • we're def gonna beat brown
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Things You’ll Inevitably See Now That It’s Cold Outside

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  • can't wait to trek through black snow on my way to class
  • I refuse to wait on a 1020 line in this weather
  • the foxes that died for our Canada geese
  • tree lighting is overrated but I want those damn free shirts
  • why are there down feathers all over my room
  • why is it 200 degrees inside my room
  • winter is coming
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Yelp Reviews Of Brownie’s Café

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  • always in avery basement when brownie's is closed
  • bwog reviews yelp reviews
  • feng shui
  • i've never actually been here
  • long yelp review posts
  • reviews of reviews
  • what other campus fixtures should we review?
  • who actually knows how to get to brownie's?
  • would love to go sometime
  • yelp should have a review culling service
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Bwoglines: Save The Bees Edition

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  • actually just ordered a tree
  • i do not claim the ferris hate
  • i love christmas music
  • i love it at anytime of year
  • rip the glass ceiling of the javits center
  • save the bees!!
  • shit just let people live
  • sick and tired of a shooting every day
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The State of Human Rights In The World Today

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  • make mark zuckerberg ethical again
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GSSC Keeps It Short And Sweet

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  • gssc meetings are so chill we love it
  • no meeting next week!

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