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Mad Libs: Lit Hum and CC

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 1 Comments

Writing essays is a skill that Bwog just doesn’t have time to develop. So here is our go-to guide for spitting out grade B (we hope) midterm exam essays for your two favorite courses. Just fill in the blanks and watch your professor’s boredom grow. Literature Humanities: This passage, from (old white guy’s last name) […]

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SGA: Desserts Is Stressed Spelled Backwards

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 2 Comments

Hey, remember that time last week when SGA showed up at your door with desserts? Remember how you had to fill out that Google form to place your order? SGA read every last one of them and spent Monday’s meeting identifying trends in your responses. Bold Barnard Bwogger Lauren Beltrone was on the scene. If […]

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RoomHop: The Bro Château

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 16 Comments

“The government may be shutdown, but the Bro Chateau isn’t!” Bwog recently made a couple of weekend visits to the Bro Château, a popular EC townhouse which is becoming known for its themed get-togethers. As always, if you find a room that you think should be hopped, send it to tips@bwog.com. Their most recent event, […]

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ESC: The Changes They Are A-Comin’

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 3 Comments

Reporting on all things rolling in the deep, Bwogtastic reporter Keenan Albee brings you the latest behind the SEAS action. This week ESC was graced by the presence of SEAS Vice Dean Kachani and, not surprisingly, the meeting was chock-full of big announcements. But if a curriculum change isn’t enough to get you all hot […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 2 Comments

Where Art Thou? An existential cry for help? An accusation on a phone with bad service? Or an attempt to recreate a play made hundreds of years ago? Madysen Luebke answers all these questions and more with your weekly dose of all events artsy. If you know of any art-related events, send them in to […]

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There She Is, Miss America

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 8 Comments

Why is New Jersey called “The Garden State”? Because it’s too hard to fit “Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State” on a license plate? There she is, Miss America, taking pictures with your Columbia professors. Bwog was tipped the following: “English professor Molly Murray went to a dinner at the mayor’s house, sat by Miss America, got […]

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Bwoglines: The Give and Take

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 0 Comments

The take: A child had his enormous pumpkin stolen. IT’S THE GREAT PUMPKIN. (Huffington Post) The give: New movie theaters with three screens are coming your way. (Dvice) The take: Sailors have noticed that the “ocean is broken.” This is why we can’t have nice things.(The Herald) The give: Banksy is really cool. And sometimes makes people […]

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Party Testimonial: GenderFuck

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 14 Comments

Because homecoming and parent’s weekend are really the best time to take off your clothes and grind with your classmates, Bwog brings you another party testimonial: GenderFuck! Want to tell Momma Bwog about your crazy weekend? Email us at tips@bwog.com or use our anonymous tip form. I learned three things this weekend: Alcohol makes GenderFuck better, […]

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Bwog’s Midterms Playlist

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 4 Comments

Bwog was wondering: What do you watch or listen to when you go into an exam knowing you’ll fail? Here’s how we pump ourselves up in anticipation of failure, when we’ve really just got to say “fuck it, we’re doing it live.” “The World’s Greatest” by R. Kelly “You Make My Dreams Come True” by Hall […]

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Bwog Reviews: Kill Your Darlings

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 10 Comments

As you may or may not be aware, Columbia was a major hub of the Beat poetry movement, that is if you believe the plaque about Jack Kerouac in the Hartley sky lounge. Daniel Radcliffe shot a movie about the Beats on our campus, and the result, Kill Your Darlings, is now in wide release. […]

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Free Food And Schmoozing (Psst, Seniors Only)

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 4 Comments

If you’re not a freshman, sophomore, or junior, you can get free food tonight! From 7:30 to 10:00 tonight, seniors can get eat, drink, and be merry with Dean Valentini in Lerner Party Space at the Senior Fund Giving Day Kickoff—your dream come true! Eat Dino BBQ, drink beer, and talk about Columbia University’s 2nd […]

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The But Commandments

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 6 Comments

BUTLER called out from Floor 9 , and He called Bwog to the top of the mountain. Then But spoke all these words, saying: I. Thou shalt use thine headphones for any and all media playing, lest thou shouldest disturb other studiers. Thus thou shalt do, unless thou happenest to be listening to The Eye […]

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How Are Your Professors Relating To The Youths This Semester?

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first day of classes fun
FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL
how is /bwog/ relating to the youths this semester
opening remarks
YOUTHS

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Bwoglines: Back On My Bachelor’s Edition

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bwoglines
Columbia EcoReps
feels like we are living in a balloon lol
google
natural disaster or north korean nukes
ny daily news
who needs ecoreps when you have the nyc sidewalk

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For Sale: Columbia Spectator Office

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carman stairwell-- for privacy or fucking or both
for sale: baby shoes. they're spec's.
fuck!
JJ's stands for john jacob jingleheimer schmidt's
john jiggity's
move HERE
riverside DANK
riverside dank would be a good we*d strand name
Vjay jay's place
will spec have to go through the housing lottery

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WTF, Carman?

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but literally where are the cinderblock walls
carman hall it doesn't get better
carman hall it gets a LOT better
carman isn't supposed to be nice this is just wrong
not salty at all
we love carman
wonder how the mice in the basement are doing

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Bwoglines: Recycling Is A Virtue Edition

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"green"
a warm welcome to 2021
bwoglines
Columbia EcoReps
columbia goes green
don't forget that we live in new york
first bwogline of the semester
forty bucks for a used mini fridge
get out b4 it is too late
get there early!
hi freshpeople welcome to new york
liza minelli
Welcome!

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Field Notes: Ready For A New Semester?

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are we mentally here? well...
bwog does nsop
field notes
thanks first-year for the snickerdoodle
what do we mean by 'initiated'? you probably don't want to know
who needs ecoreps when you have the nyc sidewalk

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Waking Up With Bwog: For God’s Sake, Get Off Campus

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columbia episode vi: return of the jj's
go to the math lawn at 4 pm for a good time
one bwogger read a poem involving her clitoris at /her/ nsop open mic night
sometimes st john has concerts - the acoustics there are incredible
waking up with bwog
you're going to be amazing

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Waking Up With Bwog: Take An NSOP Break

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dark abyss of ferris
ferris
give blood!
it's glowsticks
message from our EIC: "please expand my wikicu page it's so sparse"
waking up with bwog

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