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BwogSex: Copulating in the Crypt

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 8 Comments

Some of you more cultured Bwoggers may have heard of this thing called Columbia Admirers. The on-again, off-again, on-again (limited time offer) Facebook page has been the subject of many anonymous confessions and declarations of “dat ass.”  Today BwogSex and Columbia Admirers brings you a story of daring heroics and steamy finishes. As always, send in any and all […]
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How Hard Is Your…Paper?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 6 Comments

In honor of all the papers being written this week (inb4 SEAS complaints—we know, we know! You’re working much harder than all of us combined!) paired together with the extreme thirst apparent on CU Admirers, let’s talk about sex. We’ve already determined how CC and LitHum authors are in bed, but how about us lowly […]
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Actual Wisdom: Bruce Robbins

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 7 Comments

For today’s Actual Wisdom, we have Bruce Robbins, of previous and expansive Bwog fame. You know it’s a good sign when they already have a Bwog tag to their name. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: Justify my existence? Can’t be done. When people all around me are getting stonewalled or downsized, why […]
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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 1 Comments

If all you wanna do is scream, here’s how to do it. Reposted for your auditory pleasure, the extra-comprehensive guide on letting it loose. Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for noobs: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the […]
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Drawing a Blank

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 82 Comments

Update, 8:30 pm Parida sends us this follow-up message to you, dear readers, to clarify your questions/concerns/finals-induced-rants: “Hey guys this was a joke. I turned it in and then turned in a real assignment afterwards. Good luck on your finals. Don’t do what you thought I did. That would be bad.” Parida, CC ’15, submitted four […]
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Senior Wisdom: Kendall Tucker

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 16 Comments

Name, Hometown, School: Kendall Hope Tucker, Sudbury Massachusetts, Columbia College Claim to fame? President of the Roosevelt Institute, perpetual freshman, person who won’t stop gloating about the Red Sox Where are you going? Home with a few stops on the way! First Israel, then DC for a few months (where I’ll be working at a start-up tech firm). […]
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Day In The Life: Staffer Drinks All Of The Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 15 Comments

For the next couple of days Bwog will be unrolling our daily schedules to give the ED admits to the Class of 2018 a slightly…different…view of the typical Columbian. Up today, another anonymous staffer details her usual Sunday. 1:02 pm: Roll out of bed and vow never to drink again. I chug an entire Nalgene of water […]
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Bwog Got Its Own TLC Show

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

We all know that everyone is scraping along those final dollars until you go home and make your parents buy your coffee for you subsidize your spending needs. Also, it can be a little embarrassing to go home to mom and only bring home a couple disappointing C’s and new notches on your belt. To […]
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Bwog In Bed: The Last Lazy Sunday

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

After last night’s “snowstorm” revelries, we invite you all to crawl into bed with us for a few more minutes on this last lazy Sunday of the year. You’re so close to the end of finals you can taste it. There’s still studying and essay writing to be done, but that can all wait for […]
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College Walk Archetypes: Chain-Smoking Intellectual

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Remember the glory of Butler Archetypes? We missed them on Bwog so we’re bringing them back with an eye for College Walk (and being incredibly liberal in our definition of “College Walk” such that it basically constitutes anything between Butler and Low). First up, we asked Features Editor Alexander Pines to give us the chain-smoking […]
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An Orgo Virgin Walks Into 209…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 24 Comments

At the last Bwog meeting, we asked who wanted to review Orgo Night. Elizabeth Self asked “What’s Orgo Night?”  We responded, “Don’t worry about it just show up to Butler 209 at 11:30 pm.” So for you this semester we have two accounts of Orgo Night: from an Orgo virgin and a more, uh, experienced […]
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Sophomore Year Checklist: Shouldn’t You Be Good At This By Now?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 2 Comments

Sophomores have a year of college under their collective belts already but that doesn’t mean they are suddenly wise. They just screw up in slightly more sophisticated and shameful ways than freshman year. Maybe it’s a learning experience? Or maybe sophomore year is just a little bit miserable. Bwog is rooting for you. The Slump […]
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Announcement: Stressbusters In Butler Tonight

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Bwog In Bed: The Unlicensed Advice Edition

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Field Notes: Week Before Finals Edition

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  • honestly fuck the mta always but for real fuck the mta during the snow
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An Arbitrary Ranking Of A Cappella Groups

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Compiling All Of The Study Breaks On Campus

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Administrators Stop By CCSC With Space Updates But Miss Out On The BDSM

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Bwoglines: Tis The Treason Edition

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“A Sigh of Relief”: Bwog Reviews Latenite Fall 2017 Anthology

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