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The Puppies are Coming, The Puppies are Coming!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 11 Comments

Yes, there is a thing called the Puppy Coalition. And yes, they are coming to a freshman dorm near you! From 1:45pm-3:30pm there will be puppies in the John Jay and Furnald lounges. In addition there will be “crazy holiday crafts,” and something described as “back rubs” from a masseuse team called “Stressbusters” in John Jay. […]

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Bwog in Bed: A Quick Breather

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 0 Comments

You have a whole weekend to study and that should be plenty, right? You’re going to ace that Monday test because you’re starting to study now, right? Right?! Bwogline: Bad things happen in Colorado. (CNN) Finals Tip: You don’t actually have to study as long as you look the part. Wear sweatpants/yoga pants/baseball hats/shapeless clothing. As long […]

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SAE’s Side of the Story

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 7 Comments

After hearing about toddler frat Sigma Alpha Epsilon having their recognition withdrawn, Bwog’s Sarah Faith Thompson sat down with two former senior brothers. They spoke openly about what happened under the condition of anonymity. The night began with a pregame in a frat member’s suite where pledges were invited via mass text message. Senior members […]

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Actual Wisdom: Roger Anderson

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

True wisdom comes when you need it most. Today, Roger Anderson blatantly disregards the 30 words or fewer limit. We’ll forgive him somehow. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I aim for a life “well lived”, while pushing the frontiers of science and particularly computational learning. And I know I am leaving a legacy […]

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We Wouldn’t Touch You With a Ten-Foot Poll

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

As you may recall, Bwog has recently been on a journey of self-discovery and institutional memory in which we trawl through Columbia’s history to bring you cool things. Recently, we sat down in the RBML with a huge stack of old yearbooks to find weird memorabilia and embarrassing pictures of Obama. While we kind of […]

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In Defense Of: Taking a Night Off

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

It’s been a long couple of days in the mad pre-finals crunch. You deserve a break. Internet Enthusiast Elizabeth Self tells you why. I see you over there. Yes, you. Droopy-eyed, head propped up on arm, huge backpack on the floor and study guide open, though you’re scrolling slower than the snow on the Hamilton […]

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Finally Putting MechE To Good Use

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 5 Comments

Late one night, Bwog received this tip from an enterprising Butlerite: An archaic fix to an archaic problem: one of the stalls in the men’s room outside butler 209 has had a broken lock for YEARS. It took one brave, yet disgruntled mechanical engineering student to finally do something about it. Your not-so-anonymous tipster/resident tinkerer, […]

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Day In The Life: Captain Adventure Doesn’t Know Your Name

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

Continuing our warm welcome of the newly EDmitted Class of 2018, Bwog is presenting a rundown of our typical day because we’re Real People that have Real Lives (at least, that’s what we tell ourselves after the fifth day straight in Butler). A sophomore staffer who wished to remain anonymous (Real People can be anonymous, […]

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Senior Wisdom: Pazia Miller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 10 Comments

Welcome back to another round of our short December Senior Wisdoms, shouting out to those midyear graduates. Here we have Pazia Miller—we can’t believe her life, either. Name, Hometown, School: Pazia Shayne Miller (Pronounced Asia with a P at the front), raised in Baltimore and transplanted to White Plains, New York (REPRESENT). Barnard College always. Claim […]

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Bwog In Bed: Sup, Underclassmen?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 6 Comments

Shout out to all of you taking Lit Hum and CC tests today. Good luck! You can do it. Bwogline: Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce. (iTunes, LATimes, YouTube, BuzzFeed, Beyonce, True Love all to the tune of Versace) Finals Tip: If it’s consumed in the library/within two hours of a final/out of a ramen cup, […]

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Freshman Year Checklist: The Mistakes to Make

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 19 Comments

As a freshman first-year, there are certain mistakes you need to make and times to have before those two semesters end. So as this first semester comes to a close, Bwog decided to compile these essentials so that you don’t miss anything big. There are The distinctly freshman Mistake your first friends at Columbia (NSOP) for […]

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Another Year, Another Orgo Night/Midnight Breakfast Smashup

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 2 Comments

What it says on the tin. When you need that study break tonight, the Columbia University Marching Band’s got you covered, as they do every semester. Orgo Night, Butler 209, 11:59 pm. Go groan at the lame jokes and tweet the good ones so we don’t have to. Snag a spot early. And as always, […]

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Studying For Finals, With Reservations

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brendan and tony have this great ongoing relationship
celsius is a horrible unit for casual temperature use
cloud strife forever
fuck the metric system
gamma phi > most greek organizations > sig nu
geeds everywhere in butler
insert joke about sig nu here
please tim give me an A on my final
sadbois and sadgirls unite
seriously if you talk in a study room in butler during finals you are a trash person
the emperor's new study room
we didn't know noco is open 24 hours during finals

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A Status Report On The Stargazing & Lecture Series

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A status report: morale is low but I will pass all my finals
degrasse tyson is my spirit animal
I thought I wanted to be an astronomy major before coming here lol
I want a different world without trump
my working understanding in my astro class is the plot of interstellar
science is cool!
the vegans scared me into eating sweetgreen

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20 Things To Do Before You Leave Columbia

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bwog loves free stuff
can I stay forever
dat first koronets
Enjoy the time you have here
high school musical should be forever
I got a thousand likes on buy sell and now i'm famous
icon
John Jay quote
make friends and be wholesome
sad to be leaving
seriously though leave campus and explore the city
this post is an epitome of columbia life

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Bwog In Bed: I Procrastinate Through My Multiple Existential Crises Edition

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all i want for christmas are some milk and cookies
bwop tart
milk and cookies
this girl is about to pick up her 2-week-old packages because she's been too lazy to trudge out in the snow

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Bwog Top Ten (2/4): Best Bwoglines Titles

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about to go see the last jedi
bwog top ten
comme des hell down is an unproblematic fave
does anyone actually read bwoglines
the goat

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Orgo Night: Back In The But

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how the hell do you smuggle a giant drum past the metal detectors
it's a hanukkah miracle
next year in 209
orgo night
too soon?
we're masturbatory af but at least we own it

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The Albums That Defined Our Semester

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all of these are such great choices *cough* except reputation *cough*
im basically a seas student
look at all those embeds
melodrama obviously the right answer
the goat

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Barnard President Sian Beilock Gives Update On Diversity And Inclusion Task Force

Abby Rubel 0

and the orgo night script said beilock hasn't done anything!
barnard
creating a new administrative position is actually pretty cool
task force on diversity and inclusion

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