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WTF, Columbia: Laundry Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 06, 2013 13 Comments

In this installment of WTF, Columbia, Bwog reveals a tramatic experience with the notorious laundry system. Two days ago, I spent my morning attempting to open a washing machine with a metal squeegee. Why, you ask? What could have possibly driven me to such MacGyver-esque (though admittedly crazy) behavior? The star of many a nightmare: Columbia […]

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Bucket List: Snowden, Syria, Silence

By Bwog Staff on Oct 06, 2013 0 Comments

Bucket List represents the unbelievable intellectual privilege we enjoy as Columbia students. We do our very best to bring to your attention important guest lecturers and special events on campus. As always, feel free to mention any events we may have missed in the comments section (and/or mock our typos) and we’ll add them. Our recommendations […]

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Bwoglines: Too Tired to Believe This is Real

By Bwog Staff on Oct 06, 2013 0 Comments

The iPhone 5C will now be sold for as low as $45, which is a great price for a piece of plastic to match your Crocs. (Time) A Banksy piece on 6th Avenue and 24th Street is getting a lot of potty business from some canine friends. (New York Post) We finally did it; there […]

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Overseen: Mystery Picture on the Steps of JJ’s

By Bwog Staff on Oct 05, 2013 6 Comments

Today a tipster spotted this (bizarre? provocative? exciting?) image on the stairs leading to JJ’s place and was kind enough to share it with us. Naturally, the picture has inspired some questions: Where did it come from? Where is it going? Why JJ’s? What does it all mean? Bwog doesn’t have these answers, but a […]

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PSA: Freshmen Party, Loudly

By Bwog Staff on Oct 05, 2013 26 Comments

As midterms doth approach, freshmen are hitting their stride on how-to-party and RAs are getting crankier. One first-year floor RA emailed his floor, reminding everyone to shut up and get off his damn lawn buckle down on work for the betterment of the community. The RA starts kindly: Just a reminder: Marijuana and drug paraphernalia […]

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Barnard Student Accidentally Emails Amazon Tweezer Link

By Bwog Staff on Oct 05, 2013 4 Comments

Check your links before you hit send! An anonymous tipster shared this email pictured below, which was sent to Barnard’s first-year leadership program. Instead of a link to the TEDx attendee application, the email links to the Braun Silk-épil Xpressive Easy Start Body & Face Rechargeable Epilator.

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USenate Plenary: Nothing New But NROTC

By Bwog Staff on Oct 05, 2013 4 Comments

We’ve decided to pay more attention to USenate and what exactly they do, so as to be prepared for the upcoming election. They had their big plenary meeting yesterday. Senatorial summarizer Kevin Chen took notes. Les highlights: Per PrezBo, if this government shutdown goes on for more than a few weeks, the university is totally […]

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Rejoice! It’s the First Hawkma Sighting of the Year

By Bwog Staff on Oct 05, 2013 3 Comments

A wonderful tipster has brought to our attention the very first Hawkma sighting of the year. In the early hours of this gray, foggy Saturday morning, our ethereal goddess Hawkma was spotted perched on a lamppost on South Lawn, renewing our faith as we plow through midterms (still). As always, Hawkma appeared stately, majestic, and elegant.

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Bwoglines: Things that Shouldn’t Be Happening Are Happening Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 05, 2013 5 Comments

Yesterday, Morningside Heights got five-ish minutes of rain. Other parts of the country got tornadoes and October snow. (USNews, Chicago Tribune) The Columbia men’s XC team (ranked #27 in the nation) beat Tulsa (#7) and Princeton (#9) at the Notre Dame Invitational yesterday. This development should cause us to not be number 27 when rankings come out later this week. […]

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Gradual Disillusionment: Study Spaces Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 04, 2013 1 Comments

We love to become gradually disillusioned here at Columbia. Below, the slow downward spiral as midterm season, inconceivably, approaches and you’re forced to find a space to learn. The disillusionment begins.

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Free Things At The Volleyball Ivy Home Opener Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Oct 04, 2013 7 Comments

Tonight at 7 pm in the Levien Gym, the volleyball team will have their Ivy League home opener match against UPenn. Tonight’s match is the team’s Breast Cancer Awareness game. The first 200 fans will get pink t-shirts and Fairway market is donating $1 to the Herbert Irving Cancer Center for every fan in attendance. […]

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Found: Ontario Drivers License

By Bwog Staff on Oct 04, 2013 0 Comments

Found on Amsterdam night of October 3rd. Appears to be real or a really good fake. Niagara Falls, Ontario address.

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Bwoglines: The Cookies, Capitalism And Cameroon Edition

Roberta Rhyse 1

1st world problems
also lol at this capitalist
first world problems
food is still lyf
guns are dangerous
i'm trying to be vegan but junk food is my lyf
internet is basically a human right
let's look at it from a marxist perspective
look mom i'm not unemployed
models did a thing
NSOP is forever

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Field Notes: Another Wild Weekend With Bwog

Thomas Saenz 0

"I like chicken nuggets" girl me too
Corn Pops are nasty
field notes
fuck new jersey
how do freshmen use all their meal swipes in one week omg
I went to six flags and threw up
I've had a fucking cough for two weeks now
New Jersey: garden state from hell
wanting to die bc of sickness is a big mood rn
would rather be in New Jersey than writing this lit hum paper tho

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An Ode To The Panties In The EC Elevator

Abby Rubel 3

did the panties have to be signed in by a resident of ec
EC elevators are a R-rated experience
ec is wild
ec nudist colony?
ec struggles
friday night gone wrong
get ya freak on
how do y'all even function in ec
laundry day in ec

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Water Fountains As Bottled Water Brands

Leo Bevilacqua 2

fiji is overrated and I'm talking about both the frat and the water
fuck the saltyass water
I don't trust people who drink from schermerhorn
john jay water is nasty
smart water is the best water
the best water is in the dining halls lets be real
water

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Football Only One Part Of Columbia Athletics’ Strong Fall

Ross Chapman 1

football doesn't suck
I don't know how football works sorry lmao
roar lion roar
we actually have a winning team this year
we love all our sports
what is astrophysics
writing these tags in fro sci lmao
yay sports

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Bwoglines: Implosion Edition

Thomas Saenz 1

2 girls 1 ferris window
bwoglines
I have the most lit latinx playlist so expect lots of music from it each week
let catalonia LIVE
prezsian?
so you waited in that longass line for pasta just to spill it
the shooter is a terrorist stop calling him a lone wolf
vegas
vegas shooting
we need gun control
writing these as I read the Bible lol thanks lit hum

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Philosophy Class Drinking Game

Bwog Staff 0

bwog baby daddy
bwog baby zaddy
bwog does not condone underaged drinking even though no where in this post there is any mention of underaged drinking we just like disclaimers
drinking game
i pay student life fees therefore I exist -- a quote from fucking ricky's senior wisdom (yes can you believe we can actual extract quotes from those 10 words of a senior wisdom)
philosophy
please dont touch my hair
thinking about stuff
thinking...... hard

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A Bucket List For The First Day Of The Spookiest Month

Lexie Lehmann 1

graphic novels
i am sleepy
kick the bucket list
lexieelxxsjdlfkjslexie
movies and discussions
tag
tags
thursday nights at butler
who needs FE when you can graphic novel
who wants to write my article for me

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