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PSA: Freshmen Party, Loudly

By Bwog Staff on Oct 05, 2013 26 Comments

As midterms doth approach, freshmen are hitting their stride on how-to-party and RAs are getting crankier. One first-year floor RA emailed his floor, reminding everyone to shut up and get off his damn lawn buckle down on work for the betterment of the community. The RA starts kindly: Just a reminder: Marijuana and drug paraphernalia […]

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Barnard Student Accidentally Emails Amazon Tweezer Link

By Bwog Staff on Oct 05, 2013 4 Comments

Check your links before you hit send! An anonymous tipster shared this email pictured below, which was sent to Barnard’s first-year leadership program. Instead of a link to the TEDx attendee application, the email links to the Braun Silk-épil Xpressive Easy Start Body & Face Rechargeable Epilator.

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USenate Plenary: Nothing New But NROTC

By Bwog Staff on Oct 05, 2013 4 Comments

We’ve decided to pay more attention to USenate and what exactly they do, so as to be prepared for the upcoming election. They had their big plenary meeting yesterday. Senatorial summarizer Kevin Chen took notes. Les highlights: Per PrezBo, if this government shutdown goes on for more than a few weeks, the university is totally […]

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Rejoice! It’s the First Hawkma Sighting of the Year

By Bwog Staff on Oct 05, 2013 3 Comments

A wonderful tipster has brought to our attention the very first Hawkma sighting of the year. In the early hours of this gray, foggy Saturday morning, our ethereal goddess Hawkma was spotted perched on a lamppost on South Lawn, renewing our faith as we plow through midterms (still). As always, Hawkma appeared stately, majestic, and elegant.

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Bwoglines: Things that Shouldn’t Be Happening Are Happening Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 05, 2013 5 Comments

Yesterday, Morningside Heights got five-ish minutes of rain. Other parts of the country got tornadoes and October snow. (USNews, Chicago Tribune) The Columbia men’s XC team (ranked #27 in the nation) beat Tulsa (#7) and Princeton (#9) at the Notre Dame Invitational yesterday. This development should cause us to not be number 27 when rankings come out later this week. […]

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Gradual Disillusionment: Study Spaces Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 04, 2013 1 Comments

We love to become gradually disillusioned here at Columbia. Below, the slow downward spiral as midterm season, inconceivably, approaches and you’re forced to find a space to learn. The disillusionment begins.

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Free Things At The Volleyball Ivy Home Opener Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Oct 04, 2013 7 Comments

Tonight at 7 pm in the Levien Gym, the volleyball team will have their Ivy League home opener match against UPenn. Tonight’s match is the team’s Breast Cancer Awareness game. The first 200 fans will get pink t-shirts and Fairway market is donating $1 to the Herbert Irving Cancer Center for every fan in attendance. […]