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This past week, the Class of 2014 had several opportunities to get their official senior portrait taken. Awkward, unphotogenic Alexandra Svokos tried desperately to redeem herself from her ridiculously horrible high school yearbook portrait. Here’s her internal monologue. You are not going to fuck this up again. Just get in there, do what they say, and […]

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A middle school football team had their awards dinner at Hooters. (USA Today) Vacation is all the De Blasio’s ever wanted. (Gothamist) The US is adding more jobs (this one’s for you, seniors). (BBC) Who gon stop Kimye, huh?  (NY Daily News) Bwog wants all of these in our mouths. (Gothamist) The simple pleasures via Shutterstock

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