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Senior Wisdom: Eli Grober

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 20 Comments

Today’s Senior Wisdom, evening edition: Eli Grober teaches you UWriting, and most likely does a better job than your actual UWriting professor did. Name, Hometown, School: Eli Grober, Somerville/Andover, MA, CC Claim to fame? It’s hard for me to take things seriously. I get motion sickness very easily, so I spend a decent amount of […]

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PSA: Bloodthirsty Monsters

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 10 Comments

As spring fully emerges, a new mutant breed of squirrels—created by ingesting the fertilizer in front of Butler—takes over campus as the first step in its quest for world domination. These squirrels have heightened mental and physical capacities, and have been terrorizing unsuspecting undergraduates. A few tipsters risked looking into the squirrels’ fatal beady eyes […]

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Energy Challenge Results Announced

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 1 Comments

Columbia Housing has just announced the winner of their residential Energy Challenge, in which the residence hall that saved the most energy over the course of 26 days. The winner was Hartley: they reduced their energy consumption by 10.3%. Hartley residents will get a celebration catered by Dining Services, date and location TBA. River came in […]

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Senior Wisdom: Yanyi

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 30 Comments

Your week just got two times better: we’re doubling up on Senior Wisdoms, since there are just too many wise graduates out there with stories to share. The first senior today: Yanyi, designer extraordinaire (including of Bwog). Name, Hometown, School: Yanyi — Glen Carbon, IL (most recently) but Zigong, China (to be accurate) — Columbia […]

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ABC Election Results Announced

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 7 Comments

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2013-2014 Activities Board Below! According to outgoing ABC president Saketh Kalathur, this year marks a switch to a Direct Democracy mode of representation: each ABC rep was elected only by the groups in their category. Best of luck for next year, all! Executive Board: President: Tony Lee, CC ’15 Vice President: […]

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Bwog Asked: Coping With Finals

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 9 Comments

Finals are just around the corner, and Butler is already crowded with people getting ready. Those poor miserable souls seemed only to have work, but we knew there was more, we wanted to know what kept them going. We asked, “What’s your finals coping mechanism?” here are some of the answers we got. Quiet librarian: […]

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Overheard: LIES

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 7 Comments

Now Low Library is already a bundle of mendacity since it’s not neither a library nor Low, being Prezbo’s little office and one of the tallest buildings on South campus. But now the sensationalist media is tricking our children into misbelief! We overheard a teacher telling his kids: “This is a huge deal! This is […]

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Bwoglines: How Many Fucks Do I Give? Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 0 Comments

NYU opens a new campus, in a nicer location than the both the Village and Abu Dhabi. (Funny Or Die) People will buy the weirdest shit, including an EKG of when Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon. (7News) Honey Boo Boo’s parents exchanged vows. (USA Today) Scientists have found a new species of Theropodfbnakdf. […]

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Senior Wisdom: Evan Burger

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2013 27 Comments

Tonight’s Senior Wisdom: Evan Burger, of SWS fame, who calls us out on our own darker past. Name, Hometown, School: Evan Burger; Huxley, Iowa; CC (Philosophy major) Claim to fame: Founding member/lead organizer of Student-Worker Solidarity by day, Lerner manager by night. Where are you going? Starting June 3rd, I’ll be fighting corporate power in […]

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Early Struggles Long Behind, Lions Sweep Ivy League Championship

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2013 3 Comments

High five the baseball team next time you see them–they’re Ivy League Champs! Sports fan Luca Marzorati tells the triumphant tale… For the first time in six years, the Columbia baseball team earned a berth in the NCAA Tournament, as the Lions won back-to-back games against Dartmouth on Saturday for an 11th Ivy League Championship. […]

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2013 2 Comments

Are you still searching for your lost shaker of salt? Well just forget about it and come celebrate Cinco de Mayo with Bwog instead! SGO, 5th floor of Lerner, 7 pm. Bring ideas and pitchers of margarita. Bwog “does not own any part of this song, or Jimmy Buffett” via Youtube

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Our Preference for Cheese Over Oral Sex Is Still Making News

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2013 12 Comments

Fromage ’13, thanks for keeping us relevant. “Seven years they’ve been asking students at Columbia, would you rather give up cheese or oral sex…I don’t know why!!” via Youtube

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Martin Shkreli Has Joined columbia buy sell memes

Bwog Staff 1

columbia buy sell memes
ew
fuck this guy
martin shkreli
mel's
nah
nope
nuh-uh
pharma-bro
shkreli
stop engaging with him
we hate mels anyway

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The Class Of 2021: Very Rich And Very Smart

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"my dad owns an airport"
"such global critical thinkers"
ANTIMETABOLICS
deadest of asses b!
do these kids wear salmon shorts
do u like the pastel colors? i like the pastel colors
fyi low isnt actually a library butler is the library
i mean its not like yall are not stuck up nerds but okay
i too own 4 yachts lmao
rush bwog
we love u class of 2021

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Call For Best Bacchanal Stories

Sarah Kinney 0

bacchanal
bacchanal more like bwoganal
BWOG ANAL
fountain girl 2014
i wish i had more wild stories to tell
lol
please nothing blatantly incriminating
stories

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GS Senator Ramond Curtis Faces Impeachment

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breaking
gssc
Impeachment

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CCSC Accepts CUAD’s Admonishment And Swipes GS In

Nadra Rahman 1

at least it wasn't four hours this week
big fan of this new trend
ccsc
Constitutional Review
CUAD
ESC involved too
when did we start saying deets

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Bwoglines: Golfing, Rikers, And Reddit

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bacchanal
bwogchanal
days on campus
how many more weeks of classes are there somebody please tell me
how was your bacchanal
lol
reddit
saturday was so fucking fun y'all
we got prospies drunk tn
we have to spell it bwogchanal because otherwise its just bwogANAL

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Overseen In EC: Party Pooper After 40s On 40

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40s on 40
anonymous pooper
buy sell memes
columbia buy sell memes
defecation
defecator
east campus
EC
party poopers
this is fucking gross

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Routes To Run In Riverside Park

Betsy Ladyzhets 0

bwog exercises sometimes!
riverside park
riverside park > central park (for running at least)
send an email to tips if you try one of these and end up getting lost
the harlem piers water fountains are turned on as of this morning!
when will the 116th st water fountain be turned on...

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