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Find Another Way to Procrastinate

By Bwog Staff on Dec 28, 2012 9 Comments

Update: Spec has returned from its time off/defeated the malware, and is no longer blocked by Google Chrome. At last, your endless cycle of Top Sites surfing is complete again. Apparently not all Columbians appreciate the ideas of “break” and “being away” and keep coming back to check campus news like addicts to an opium den. We […]

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Students Petition for Class on Marxism

By Bwog Staff on Dec 26, 2012 42 Comments

It may come as a shock, but the University of Havana (North) currently offers no philosophy class devoted to our patron saint, Karl Marx. Sure, half of the courses here analyze things “from a Marxist perspective” but there is no class that takes an in-depth look at Marx’s philosophy and its relationship to Hegel’s. But […]

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Bwog Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 23 Comments

Like the government trying to solve the extremely important problem of the fiscal cliff before the end of the year, Bwog is doing the responsible thing and going on vacation. We sincerely hope that you all have a relaxing break, whether you’re at home, actually on vaca, or hanging out in Morningside. Enjoy your time […]

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…And to All A Good Night’s Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

For Christmas, Bwog asked (once again) some of our favorite people–who make life easier at the very least more exciting–what they want for non-denominational end-of-the-year/world gift giving. See how you can make them so happy they could puke! Deantini is still hoping for that Ferrari 250 GTO (as last year Santa failed to deliver once again), but, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Peter Awn

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 19 Comments

Our last Actual Wisdom takes a radical leap from professors to other really cool people at Columbia. Dean Peter Awn discusses the merits of monasteries, socks, and gives you your daily dose of soul (music). 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Solon claims you’re not counted happy until you’re in an urn. […]

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‘Bo Gives Christmas Presents Early

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 1 Comments

…in the form of election to a search committee for the next Exec VP for Arts and Sciences aaaand Dean of the Faculty of Arts and Sciences! The fifteen-member committee, chaired by Robert “Bob” Jervis was (about) half chosen by the Policy and Planning Committee of the Arts and Sciences. A majority of members are […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Initial Countdown

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 2 Comments

The hour is nigh. Gird your loins, get out the bong waterpipe and come hide under our covers: it’s (supposed to be) the end of the world, motherfuckers. Bwogline: In case you’ve been living under a rock for the last five years, according to the Mayan calendar (and a really bad action movie) the world […]

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Well, Here We Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

Drink well, Columbia.

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Actual Wisdom: Nathan Pilkington

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 10 Comments

In our penultimate Actual Wisdom (look out tomorrow night for a super special Dean Wisdom), Nathan Pilkington casually drops his language prowess, explicitly mentions his Southerness, and eschews Columbia lions in favor of another savanna animal. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. To remind Columbia freshmen that they have reached the start […]

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Morningside Almanac: Week Of 12/21

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 1 Comments

It’s the last market week of the semester! Go and celebrate your last final/fortify yourself for your last final with hot cider, donuts with massive amounts of sugar, and other market-y, wintry things. The Columbia market is open year-round on Sundays and Thursdays and as always, accepts credit, debit, and EBT. There is food scrap collection […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Penultimate Peril

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 2 Comments

It’s now only a matter of hours until you can jump for joy and revel in the total freedom of winter break. Draw from us the strength to last one more day, and we’ll see you tonight at the party end of the world. Bwogline: Although the Canadian video of a child being flown away by an […]

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Actual Wisdom: Stacey D’Erasmo

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 14 Comments

1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. I don’t need to justify my existence–I wasn’t responsible for it. But since I’m here, I hope that by the time I’m gone I’ve written a few things and loved a few people well. 2. Your claim to fame (what makes you special?): Oh man — […]

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The People I See Before 8:40 On Friday

Angelica Lagasca 0

i used thesaurus.com for some of these words
mi amor forevermore
pokemon go might be a hasbeen but rattata will always have my heart
the lawnmower and me: a project exploring the psychic exchange of unspoken thoughts
the walls of john jay are so thin people have probably heard me fart
which reminds me i need to get some cutlery from j*hn j*y

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Secretary of Energy Ernest Moniz’s Call For Action

Ross Chapman 0

can you believe in stranger things the department of energy had the funding to rip a hole in spacetime and create a portal to another dimension
ernest and his luscious locks
iconic
the american approach
the ernest moniz side-eye™

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Bwoglines: Realizing Things Edition

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but what if i don't want to keep realizing things
bwoglines
can you imagine trump doing midterms
do you think humans will be the next to self-destruct? comment below and dont forget to subscribe
i can't feel my face when im with u or anything else rly because i'm numb
i would eat all of the cheese even if im lactose intolerant if that meant saving america from its general state of degradation
i've always wanted to be like matt damon
why is the girl in the room next to me crying?

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The 7 Deadly Columbia Sins, Or Why God Stopped Answering Your Calls

Leo Bevilacqua 0

"you're so fucking talented"
#xoxogossipgirl
atone
be kind rewind
can i buy this with flex?
cava
do something good for a change
Georgina Sparks
god is tired of ur bs
good is the new black
idol
jesus take the wheel
john jay sushi
love thy neighbor
purity is the new black just ask the jonas brothers
seven deadly sins
sinning
yomkippur

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Quiz: How Many Midterms do you Have?

Elana Rebitzer 0

how many midterms do you have?
quiz
school is important but so is chopping off all of your hair
this method is totally 100% scientifically accurate
we know we're right
you probs should spend all weekend in butler anyways though

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Combat Paper: A Story In Every Sheet

Tamara Barriot 0

are the uniforms gray though
artsy paper
combat paper
do you think your five star notebook is made from anything that cool?
paper made from uniforms
probably not

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Back Of The Envelope: For How Many Hours Has My Roommate Been Up?

Bwog Staff 0

(it's a whole lot of days)
are u that roommate
back of the envelope
counting down days until ours
like everybody else had their fall break in october and that would have been really nice
naps are a savior use them in this time of crisis

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Bwoglines: No Election News Edition

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and we think columbia has issues with how it spends its money
bwoglines
just say no
maybe dont use skype
tbh the kim k thing is really scary
the election was getting us down so pretending that it isnt happening is a healthy way to cope right?

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